I’ve never read Stephanie Meyer’s books, so I really do not understand the phenomenon behind the “Twilight” series and it’s goofy-looking stars. Apparently, the books are a very big deal, and the premiere of the first movie in the series is also a very big deal.

Thousands of fans turned out for the Los Angeles premiere for “Twilight,” while the star of the movie, Kristen Stewart, lounged around the red carpet looking bored and heavily medicated.

Much like myself, Kristen doesn’t understand the “retarded” fans who staked her out around the set of the movie during filming.

Stewart heard about the obsessive fans of Meyer’s best-selling book “Twilight” before she took the part of moody teenager Bella Swan in the film adaptation, but she refused to let them affect her work during the film’s Portland, Ore., shoot. Even as small crowds of the books’ fans would follow from one outdoor location to another, she says she “kept her head down the entire way.”

“I just didn’t pay attention,” Stewart recalls. “I was like, ‘You guys are celebrating something that has not come true yet. So, you are really retarded and have nothing to do with this creative process and I really don’t want to hear you celebrate in front of me. Get out of here! It’s my responsibility!’”

What a sweetheart! I had never really heard of Kristen (well, kinda) until I attended a preview screening of “Adventureland” last week. The movie was good, but Kristen’s character had the same stoned, apathetic facade that Kristen appears to have in real life.

Despite being annoyed by that, I recommend seeing “Adventureland” when it hits theaters next March. I can’t suggest “Twilight,” because I don’t fully understand the appeal of virgin vampires, or Robert Pattinson’s seemingly unwashed hair.

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17 Responses to “Assy ‘Twilight’ Stars Attend LA Premiere”
  1. Kristie says:

    They are so NOT how I picture those characters in my head.

  2. Aspen says:

    That dress is fab though.

  3. Nicole says:

    Speaking of Pattinson and his unwashed hair. Pattinson made an appearance at Square One Mall in Saugus Ma Hot Topic last friday. Unfortunately i was unaware of this appearance until i made the mistake of having to pick something up there. I was a witness to gaggles of emo i wanna cut myself kids wearing Twilight gear and acting obnoxious… Although i must admit the greasy spit shine hair do i saw Pattinson sporting in the back of the store was quite asstastic. What happened to the hot guy from Harry Potter’s Goblet of Fire?!

  4. MaiTaiSuicide says:

    I will admit to reading and enjoying the books. The characters look better in my head. All of these kids are kind of a kill joy.

  5. MaiTaiSuicide says:

    The characters look way better in my head too.

    All those teenagers are kind of a kill joy.

  6. MaiTaiSuicide says:

    Stupid Blackberry.

  7. DKFK says:

    Kristen is a CUNT, & i hate her “I’m a serious actress therefore im better than all of you” attitude. She really needs to get over herself.

  8. azk says:

    Kristen Stewart was the girl from Panic Room. I remember when I first watched that movie I thought she was a boy for more than 1/2 of the film. She still looks like she did back then. She looks like an awkward bruiser in that dress.

    Here’s a piece of advice Kristen: Learn how to keep your dumb fucking mouth shut.

  9. Geraldine says:

    What happened to the days when actors were real MEN, like Gene Kelly or Clark Gable? All the young actors today lack charisma and charm…or any personality for that matter.

  10. Ta2dMom says:

    Well, I liked him as Cedric but, I don’t know anything about Twilight.

  11. hmmmm says:

    kristin seems likea huge cunt from the interviews i saw.

  12. Anonymous says:

    its like the Hills version of harry potter but with vampires *yawn*

  13. someone says:

    i would be heavily medicated and bitchy too if i had to deal with that twilight bullshit. like in the beginning i’d be like, ok this is my job i guess i’ll read the book to get a feel for the role, not knowing that it would only end in tears and sadness and the death of all my brain cells cuz the book is just that bad. and then the screaming teenage girls (and the twimoms, oh the twimoms) and yeah, pass me the drugs please.

  14. Courtney says:

    wow kristen seems to have a really bad attitude.:
    “I just didn’t pay attention,” Stewart recalls. “I was like, ‘You guys are celebrating something that has not come true yet. So, you are really retarded and have nothing to do with this creative process and I really don’t want to hear you celebrate in front of me. Get out of here! It’s my responsibility!’”

    that seems like really mean

  15. Courtney says:

    i thought i really liked her but guess not

  16. Geraldine says:

    IT’S MY RESPONSIBILITY!!!!!!!!!!

  17. haters says:

    yal some haters thier all great yal just jeslous