According to The National Enquirer, 21 year old Mary-Kate Olsen is knocked up by artist boyfriend Nate Lowman. The tab claimed friends were alerted to Mary-Kate’s delicate condition after she skyrocketed to an alarming 102 pounds. I mean, seriously, fat ass.
A source said: “Mary-Kate has been looking a lot rounder recently. It is good she has put on weight, because she previously suffered from anorexia, but a lot of people think she could actually be attempting to hide her pregnancy.”
Mary-Kate has been dating Lowman since the beginning of the year and is said to have been inspired to start a family by late actor, and close friend, Heath Ledger, who told her becoming a father was the most rewarding thing he had ever done.
The source added: “Mary-Kate really took Heath’s words to heart. She wanted the same kind of fulfilment in her life that Heath found in his after becoming a dad.
“She is really happy with Nate and is very excited they will soon be starting their family together.”
I have a feeling Mary-Kate could ingest a chicken tender and looked “a lot rounder.”
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December 2nd, 2008 at 10:09 am
Well I hope she stops smoking if there’s a baby on board. Although, I somehow doubt she’d actually take up eating or caring for herself just because of a silly thing like growing a baby.
December 2nd, 2008 at 12:53 pm
I was hoping she wouldn’t be allowed to reproduce but…ahhhhhh….what if she is? Be afraid!