Thanks to “The Da Vinci Code,” the world should get ready for it’s next great theology scholar: Jessica Simpson.

“I’ve been contemplating taking a college course in religion,” the bubblehead told Marie Claire. “I love religion. I remember whenever the book ‘The Da Vinci Code’ came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I TiVoed and then watched eight times.”

Or you could just, you know, go to church or something.

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One Response to “Jessica Simpson is Deep”
  1. boomchakaboomj says:

    What WILL she do when she finds out the book is fiction?