Now that she has her own line of conservative dresses on the market, Victoria Beckham would like us all to put our tits away. The former Spice Girl claimed she cringes when she sees old photos of herself with her cleavage pushed toward the heavens.
“I know how a dress should sit. I’ve worn so many in the past and when I see the photographs I think, crikey, my boobs are up round my neck again, because the corsets are too short and not cut high enough.”
Since launching the next phase of her career as a designer, Posh has moved away from the flesh-baring style she became known for to creating a line of frocks costing from £650 to £1,900.
Her new dress collection was launched in London last week and has drawn much praise from some of the most established figures in the fashion industry.
Despite Victoria’s embarrassment, it should be pointed out that she was still walking around with the bolt-on cleavage as recently as last month.


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December 10th, 2008 at 8:50 am
Where do I apply for the Boob Wrangler position? I really want that job
December 10th, 2008 at 11:51 am
actually the dress aint the problem, it’s those plastic boobies
December 10th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
I would apply for the job too Mr_Alyk. I so would.
I wonder if I could get it in my contract that there would be something I could wrangle on her husband too.
DREAM JOB!
December 10th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Ta2dmom…you can have the husband, I’ll work with you on getting the boobs wrangled! Pick me Ooh Ooh Pick me!
December 10th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Oh, what a natural looking cleavage, Victoria…
December 11th, 2008 at 5:20 am
I’m pretty sure if she gets a boob-wrangler, a ball-wrangler for him isn’t out of the question. Good luck with it.