Myspace whore/reality star Tila Tequila is ready to start a family. Fortunately for humanity, Tila claimed she would like to “make another billion dollars” before she welcomes a child into her life.

“I definitely want to adopt a boy,” Tila told Usmagazine.com at a book signing for Hooking Up With Tila Tequila in NYC on Monday.

“Sometimes I think, like, let’s just run away from Hollywood and adopt a son, and do my own thing,” she said. “But then I realize, you know what? I want to make at least another billion dollars before I adopt children so I can just focus on them. Like, just move to an island and give them everything.”

Later in the interview, Tila admitted she recently gave her best friend her dog, because the pup “didn’t like to travel.”

But God knows babies like to travel, so she probably won’t have any problems.

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3 Responses to “This Sounds Like a Horrible Idea”
  1. Victor says:

    Can she just please get ass cancer and die already?

  2. Geraldine says:

    Another billion dollars?

  3. Ta2dMom says:

    Yeah, just go away you idiot. I hate that chick.