Pete Wentz, who recently began a bad habit of over-self-disclosing, admitted on Sirius Radio that he tasted wife Ashlee SImpson’s breast milk. While the juice should be going to his newborn son, Pete claimed the breast milk tasted “soury” and “weird.”

What was he expecting it to taste like?

The Fall Out Boy bassist, 29, may not be a fan, but Ashlee and Pete’s newborn Bronx Mowgli is: “The baby loves it, it’s the only thing he’s had a chance to have.”

Wentz also opened up about his “scared daddy moment.”

He said: “I had a scared moment right before she went into labor… I thought I was having a heart attack for real, like my heart started doing like a weird thing. But, the first time I held him…I just knew everything was perfect. Like everything was good… it was like Legos, you know what I’m saying, like it all fit together.”

I can’t believe this re-re has a baby and I don’t. God.

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5 Responses to “Ew, Ew, Ew”
  1. Geraldine says:

    I’m on the same boat as you, Alyk!
    I can’t believe I can’t get pregnant yet and these assholes are producing like crazy. :(

  2. inkedmamajama says:

    dude-breastmilk should not taste sour-y or weird, it should taste sweet and mild.

    im just saying.

  3. Nomi says:

    ^Yeah, isn’t breastmilk supposed to taste like cantaloupe juice?

  4. E says:

    Wow…..to all of you! The fact that he’s drinking it 1, is disturbing….and 2, if it tastes that bad that baby is screwed!

  5. AmyD says:

    Maybe all the bits and pieces Asslee has had implanted into her face and body are making it taste funny. Because it IS sweet…