• Ooh, girl… no. [TB]
• Lindsay Lohan’s Myspace friends are kind of creepy. [IBBB]
• Dexter married his sister. [WIMB]
• Kim Kardashian tells us sweet lies. [AG]
• Kanye West wants less fans. My suggestion: give more interviews. [CNW]
• Jeremy Piven claimed to be embarrassed by his mercury illness. [GH]
• Whitney Port “working.” [BST]
• Ryan Seacrest just wants to be loved by Brangelina. [CK]
• So he was trying to fake his own death? Idk. [BB]
• Sadly, I will be Tivo’ing “Pete Doherty In 24 Hours.” [RR]
• Sacha Baron Cohen’s jokes were not appreciated by the Golden Globes crowd. [SOW]
• More arrivals from the Golden Globes. [INMF]
• Prince Harry is kind of an asshole. [GB]
• Cameron Diaz needs to check her roots. [DH]
• Heather Mills got a scary-mommy haircut. [AIW]
• Nicole Richie looked lovely at the Art of Elysium Gala. [CS]
• Kelly Brook plus lingerie. [YH]
• Deconstructing Rocco DiSpirto’s penis. [DL]
• I STILL don’t understand Lady Gaga. [PB]

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