Photographers snapped Russell Brand leaving a London nightclub on Monday night with two broad dressed like ho’s, and many of us assumed the legendary lothario would be getting some major action that night. Not so, said the ho’s.
Lisa O’Connor and Stevie-Louise Ritiche claimed they went back to Russell’s North London home that evening, but weren’t impressed by the goods.
“He poured us a glass of wine then stripped off. He was dancing around in his tight white pants,’ O’Connor is quoted as telling The Sun.
“Russell took his clothes off as soon as we got through his front door. He was definitely wanting a threesome, and he thought he was going to get one,’ said Ritchie, who donned a plunging blue leotard and white stilettos for the night.
The girls told how Brand, 33, tried to get them into his hot tub, but claim that they declined because it was too cold outside.
“He kept asking us to stay, saying he wanted to show us his bedroom, but we left as we had a photo shoot to get to in the morning,” Ritchie added.
Brand, ever the comic, gave an entirely different version of events when questioned about the night.
“Those women were at Brand Towers as they assured me they were qualified engineers and could fix my washing machine. I only took my clothes off ‘cos I wanted to bung a load in. The washing machine is still broke but my clothes are remarkably unstained.”
OT: it’s cold in London right now, right? Like, too cold for a leotard at night? Just wondering.
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