In case you were wondering, Kelly Clarkson is not a lesbian. Umkay?

“I get that all the time,” she tells AOL’s pop culture news site, PopEater.com.. “People are like, ‘Are you secretly a lesbian? Because I’d really love it.’

“Lesbians tell it to me all the time,” she goes on. “I’m like, ‘I’m glad it works for you, and I wish I liked women like that because often times, men are very hard for me, but I happen to like boys.’”

Clarkson goes on to say she “could never be a lesbian. I would never want to date [someone like] myself, ever. I’m a crazy person. I need some kind of stable, quiet man.”

“I don’t really care if you’re black, white, yellow, gay, straight, crazy, whatever,” says the singer. “As long as you’re cool and you like the music, and you’re coming out to have a good time at the shows, I don’t really care.”

I never really suspected Kelly was a lesbian, but now that she’s gone out of her way to deny it, I totally think she’s a lesbian.

4 Responses to “Kelly Clarkson: Not a Lesbian”
  1. kATE says:

    total dyke

  2. inkedmamajama says:

    I hope she is gay and I hope she sets her big gay ass on my big gay face.

  3. CocoabutteR says:

    Oh for fucks sake, she’s totally into dick! Look at how she’s gripping that hot dog!

  4. Julie says:

    She says she is crazy and could never date someone like herself, then says “I don’t care if you’re crazy”. What?