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You’re Going to Break an Ankle

Victoria Beckham took her three sons to Universal Studios this weekend, and while most of the other moms at the lot wore comfortable footwear, Victoria hobbled around in five-inch Louboutin heels.

“Victoria’s feet looked almost out of shape,” one onlooker said. “Her toes were squashed down at the bottom of the shoe and her ankles were forced forward. The shoes even look like they were too big for her. There was a huge gap at the back.”

Last year, an interviewer asked Victoria why she is never spotted in anything other than heels. Victoria responded, “I just can’t concentrate in flats.” Clearly, concentration is important to Victoria.


{ 4 comments… add one }

  • Ta2dMom March 2, 2009, 3:21 pm

    Who wears that to a theme park? Well, I mean, besides Victoria Beckham?
    As hot as the shoes are, there’s a time and place. This was neither the time, nor the place.

  • kATE March 2, 2009, 4:25 pm

    She claims to have never read a book in her whole life- and she needs concentration for what now?

  • Liz March 2, 2009, 11:21 pm

    Ouch! Just looking at those heels hurts my feet!

  • Geraldine March 3, 2009, 11:47 am

    You know, here in the ghetto, we got hoodrats wearing little skirts and platforms to Knotts Berry Farm and Magic Mountain. *hahaha* I could never understand it.
    But they do it to look *hot* for the fella’s, whereas Posh here just loves heels.
    I love Posh! :) Even though she never makes sense.
    Work them heels girl!

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