• Yeah, kid, getcha some. [BST]
  • Michael Jackson will announce his upcoming tour dates on Thursday. [DS]
  • This looks painful. [IDWYL]
  • Michael Lohan thinks Judaism is just a phase for Lindsay Lohan. However, he said the same thing about her love of vag, and that love is still going strong. [AIW]
  • Viewers weren’t too thrilled with this season’s “Bachelor” finale. [CVL]
  • Ugh, these two. [GB]
  • Celebs turned out for the premiere of “The Watchman.” [INMF]
  • Snoop Dogg joined the Nation of Islam. [HMG]
  • Oprah and Larry King are fighting over the first US interview with Jade Goody. [SL]
  • Russell Brand claimed he is writing “the most contentious book since Mein Kampf.” [JS]
  • Celebrities wearing hand bras. [CR]
  • Kate Hudson in gold. [AY]
  • Danielle Lloyd revealed she was abused by a boyfriend. [GH]
  • Tilda Swinton’s dress looks like a blood clot. [POTP]
  • Kevin Federline is faaaaaaaat. [CNW]
  • Halle Berry launched her own perfume line. [YH]
  • Who gave Lauren Conrad a book deal and why? [TB]
  • I love puns about testicles. [SOW]
  • John Mayer thinks he’s a keeper. [CK]
  • Rosario Dawson’s mother has issues that should probably be addressed by a psychiatrist. [BB]
  • Avril Lavigne looks straight up preggers. [WIMB]
  • Blind items are fun. [AG]
  • One more week until Dancing with the Stars. [PB]
  • Megan Hauserman sued Sharon Osbourne over the Charm School reunion hair-pulling incident. [CS]

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