According to TMZ, Chris Brown would like to cop a plea with the Los Angeles district attorney handling his assault case. Chris reportedly told his attorneys he would plead guilty to a misdemeanor, with a promise of no jail time. Sadly, Chris might just get the deal.
We’re told Brown’s people have consulted with outside legal eagles — including law school professors — who have said Rihanna’s own aggressiveness takes it out of the felony category. Sources say Rihanna was the first one to strike — slapping and striking Brown “numerous times” while he was driving, after seeing the text message from another woman. And Rihanna was fighting Brown as he punched and hurt her. We’re told much of this is reflected in the official police report based on what Rihanna told cops. As a result, they say, this is not a case that demands a felony plea.
On the other side, there are plenty of cases in which the woman engages the man in a fight but the jury convicts the male because it was an unfair fight and the man could have walked away. The photographs of Rihanna — the most graphic of which have not been seen by the public — demonstrate Brown’s superior strength. Add to that the fact that Brown had no significant injuries and it presents problems for him.
Perhaps worse for Brown, sources tell TMZ Rihanna told cops he had beaten her before and the violence had been escalating.
When Chris isn’t busy beating on his broad, he’s busy burning bridges with his friends. Sources claimed Sean “Diddy” Combs was infuriated that Chris duped him into letting him stay at Diddy’s Miami mansion.
“Chris called and said he needed to crash at Diddy’s house while he was recording. He said it would just be him and his mom.” In fact, Brown, who just got charged with two felonies for allegedly beating up Rihanna the night of the Grammys, brought her down and called the photographers. “Chris is a dog,” another spy said. “He’s always been so critical and nasty to Rihanna, making fun of her accent.”
Is it weird I never noticed Rihanna had an accent?


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March 9th, 2009 at 10:11 am
I didn’t know she had an accent either!? Very interesting.
March 9th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
Make him FRY!
Such a stupid, IG’nant waste of space. Comes into court dressin’ like a pimp.
And she’s a bigger fool for taking him back.