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Ooh Girl, Calm Down Pt 2

Joaquin Phoenix threw another assy fit onstage last night during a show in Miami. The actor-turned-rapper felt he wasn’t getting props for his hip-hop joint, so he shouted out to an audience member, “Bitch, this is a $3,000 fucking suit!”

Because a Prada suit equals non-shitty jams? Um, no.

Joaquin then jumped into the crowd (undoubtedly wrinkling his beloved suit), and attempted to attack… someone, anyone… before security threw him out of the venue.

{ 4 comments… add one }

  • Claire March 12, 2009, 11:12 pm

    “Like the guy wearing the 3000 dollar suit is going to hold the elevator for a guy who doesn’t make that in a month… COME ON!” – Gob Bluth

  • kATE March 12, 2009, 11:33 pm

    can’t watch him and his shtick. I’ll have to take your word for it.

  • Pip March 13, 2009, 7:51 am

    Someone tell Joaquin that Andy Kaufman is dead, and that no one got his shtick when he was alive, and that you are doing a horrible job of it even if it were funny or made sense at all.

  • Anonymous March 14, 2009, 10:10 am

    To quote Tyra “Have you lost your damn mind?!”

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