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Bam Margera is Probably Really Gay

Visitors to Bam Margera’s West Chester, PA were shocked to see a tribute mural of Lance Bass in Bam’s home. The out and proud singer/failed cosmonaut’s mug is emblazoned onto wall in Bam’s garage.

“There’s a big portrait of Lance in an astronaut uniform, smiling broadly and holding his helmet proudly,” says an insider. “In the background is a NASA shuttle ascending to space on a giant rainbow.”

Margera confirmed it was Bass to friends, saying: “Hell yeah! The guy from ‘N Sync who wanted to go to outer space, but never made it and was all gay and s-!”

I’m wondering how Bam’s wife feels about this. Surely at some point, she has to start questioning this dude’s sexuality.

{ 9 comments… add one }

  • Ali_G March 29, 2007, 6:10 pm

    Bam Margera is a man-child with way too much money. Plain and simple

  • Helena Way March 29, 2007, 10:42 pm

    HE IS’NT GAY!!!!!!! HE HAS A WIFE FOR GODSAKE!

  • Andream March 29, 2007, 11:10 pm

    [quote comment="29433"]HE IS’NT GAY!!!!!!! HE HAS A WIFE FOR GODSAKE![/quote]

    And we all know gay men never, ever marry women. Nor do they ever pretend to like women, do they?

  • Ta2dMom April 3, 2007, 11:38 am

    Bam, just come out. We might even give you a tiny bit of respect if you were just honest!

  • Nkundra January 21, 2008, 10:34 pm

    *rofl* I have WAY to much time on my hands but if he came out I know a lot of VAM(Ville Valo/Bam Margera) fan fiction addicts who would throw him one hell of a coming out party! ^^

  • emmargh March 15, 2008, 5:18 am

    he is really in love with ville valo. we all see that. honestly.
    um hello. freddie mercury was married?

  • MAF fanOfBAM March 30, 2008, 4:41 pm

    BAM is straight and straight up cool as fuck.

  • Karla Peterson April 14, 2008, 3:38 pm

    Bam and Ville are in love and why? No offense but look at missy and compare her to ville. both have thin frames and practically no chest and when she wears a hat beanie thingy from the back she looks like him!! i think Bam just married her to be better off and she does look a tad like ville but no one can replace hot, smexy, finnish ass like his at all!!

  • Stephanie April 17, 2008, 2:22 pm

    there has to be somth going on between ville and bam. llok at the way the hang out to gether. but hey you have to addmit there both fuckin hotttttt and anywa thy look cute together lol….

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