• Ashton Kutcher Twittered his wife’s ass. [HMG]
• Brian Austin Green managed to get a job. [INMF]
• Matt Lauer was injured in an accident with a deer. [GH]
• Check out Lily Allen’s new video for “Not Fair.” [PB]
• Amy Winehouse’s new disc isn’t going so well. [AIW]
• Holly Madison on her DWTS competition. [CFW]
• Slyvia Plath’s son, Nicholas Hughes, sadly followed down her same unfortunate path. [DS]
• Leann Rimes’ husband is a closet case? No way! [GB]
• Winnie Cooper got hitched. [SOW]
• Fred Durst is still talking about that time a million years ago when he banged Britney Spears. [CNW]
• The new Jennifer Aniston flick is going to be filled with beautiful people. [AG]
• Katy Perry has really shitty taste in dudes. [POTP]
• Robin Williams is recovering from heart surgery. [CVL]
• Scarlett Johansson is on the cover of French Vogue. [JS]
• Ethan Hawke has a mini-me, sans goatee. [LS]
• A-Rod loves hookers. [YH]
• Nice dye-job. [WIMB]
• Katie Price and some little ponies. [BST]
• Madonna fired her nanny before she could quit. [TB]
• Sarah Jessica Parker and Hugh Grant are working on a film together. [AS]
• Victoria Beckham gets bendy for Armani. [TS]
• Annika Sorenstam is pregnant. [CS]
• David Letterman married his long-time partner, Regina Lasko. [BB]

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