Angelina Jolie, owner of the world’s scariest zombie arms, reportedly started a “liquid detox” diet in order to lose weight for a movie role. At 5′7 and 120 pounds, Angelina told sources she would like to lose an additional 21 pounds for her role in the spy flick “Salt.”
The diet, living on a mixture of lemon juice, cayenne pepper and maple syrup, is leaving her weak.
A source said: “She does all her own stunts but we worry she could injure herself due to the weight loss.”
Can you imagine how sexy Angelina is going to look when she weighs less than 100 pounds? Like, with her cheeks all sunken in and her ribs poking out and shit? I can’t wait!
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March 24th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Wow. At her current size, she’s only 3 pounds away from being considered underweight. Her at 99 pounds will not be a pretty sight at all and it could seriously damage her health. Plus, she needs energy to chase around and care for her forty babies.
March 24th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
that is just wrong….
March 24th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Hahaha forty babies…good one Claire. But in all seriousness, she is already borderline “scary skinny”…
March 24th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
why does everyone assume this is true? i dont buy it
March 24th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
I doubt she weighs 120… even 110 would be surprising.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
no fatties plz.
March 25th, 2009 at 1:06 am
I don’t mind hearing about her detox-dieting….but, I doubt that she is 120 lbs. at 5′7″ that would be anorexic…..let alone wanting to be 99 lbs. that is just too sickening-skinny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and she does need energy and strength to care for her umpteenmillion kid she & Brad still want to have!!!!!!!!
……i luv Angelina, believe me i REALLY do, but she needs to get a grip on the baby-producing-crap, is she trying to compete with the octo-mom or what ?!?!?!
March 25th, 2009 at 10:08 am
Is her new role for a praying mantis?