• Nice smoker’s claw. [YH]
• Scott Wolf and his “Real World” wife had a baby. [BS]
• “Project Runway” is returning this summer! [SOW]
• Megan Fox plus crotch-grab. [TB]
• Chris Brown is still down with the ladies. [WIMB]
• Kim Kardashian plays grab-ass with Lil Kim. [TS]
• Amy Winehouse is showering, working, and divorcing. [JS]
• The South Shore knows how to bring the sarcasm! Holla, Scituate![LS]
• Russell Brand joined the G20 protesters today in London. [AS]
• Miley Cyrus wants you to just let her boobs grow. [CVL]
• God, I hate April Fool’s Day. So stupid. [GS]
• Justin Timberlake is producing a new reality TV game show. [AG]
• Brad Pitt wants to get married again. [CNW]
• Tori Spelling needs a sandwich, stat. [PB]
• The fabric store apparently ran out of plaid. [AY]
• Check out the promotional poster for season five of “The Hills.” [CS]
• Khloe Kardashian is shameless. [BST]
• “Guiding Light” is dunzo. [DL]
• Scarlett Johansson cracks a bottle. [DS]
• Britney Spears still has a thing for backup dancers. [BB]
• Did I mention I hate April Fool’s jokes? [AIW]
• Another sex scandal for Oprah Winfrey’s school. [GB]
• John Mayer admitted to making out with some gross dude. [POTP]
• I’m sorry, Mr. Alyk, but you do not get a pass. [GH]

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