16 year old Miley Cyrus may be dating a grown-ass man, but it’s cool: 20 year old Justin Gaston brought her “closer to the Lord.” What does that mean? Justin is straight up hittin’ them skins, that’s what it means.

“I’ve never been closer to the Lord since I met him,” she says on The Rachael Ray Show in an interview airing Friday. “He’s really made me read my Bible. He’s made me actually read the stories in the Bible — not the quick little verses — that not only help me, but show you how to help other people.

“Honestly, I didn’t like him at first. I was like, ‘Great, another song writer. This should be fun.’”

He’s really made me read my Bible…? Like, the parts on premarital sex just to make her feel bad?

4 Responses to “Justin Brings Miley Closer to God”
  1. Arwen says:

    He just wants her to cry when they have sex.

  2. BlowMe says:

    Orgasm = Closer to God

  3. Geraldine says:

    Can someone slap her, please?

  4. IamLegend says:

    yea, every night “Panty Boy” has her screaming “Oh God, oh God, oh God” …her 15 & him 20 at the start that’s SICK!