Non-shocker: Paris Hilton’s champagne-in-a-can isn’t selling so great.
Rich Prosecco, sparkling wine in a can, is failing to meet sales targets, with batches of the stuff languishing in warehouses across the world.
Added to that, the company also faces a legal showdown with Italian vintners over the use of the name ‘Prosecco’.
However Austrian owner Guenther Aloys refuses to blame Paris’ endorsement of the drink for its poor performance in the marketplace.
He said: “She is the perfect advert for our product.
“We have several new campaigns that are already being planned.”
Next up: Paris Hilton’s Meatloaf in a Jar.
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April 13th, 2009 at 10:19 am
I had a dream the other night that Paris and I went for massages together and of course she had to go first and by the time it was my turn the masseuse’s hands were too sore to give me a good rub down. I was so mad at her I drove off without her left her in the parking lot.
My dreams suck.
April 13th, 2009 at 11:06 am
Champagne in a can really describes Paris’ persona…
April 13th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Of course she doesn’t make me thirsty, she makes me want to puke.