Have you seen the 1987 movie The Stepfather?

After reading Joe Simpson’s bizarely upbeat Tweets regarding his perfect family (including wife Tina, daughters Jessica and Ashlee, eyeliner-wearing son-in-law Pete Wentz, and Tony Romo, aka the dude who’s plowing Jessica), I seriously hope someone casts him in an updated version of The Stepfather.

At least mildly creepy.

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