Jessica Alba took a break from lugging her baby around Hollywood to deface downtown Oklahoma City with posters of sharks. The actress, currently in OKC filming “The Killer in Me,” plastered over a United Way billboard with a poster intended to raise awareness for great white sharks… which makes total sense, considering Oklahoma is LANDLOCKED.
Oh, and of course she was smart enough to take photos of herself doing the vandalizing.
People in O.C. are pretty upset after these photos surfaced yesterday on TheLostOgle.com. The pics clearly show Alba tagging downtown O.C. with the posters, which ironically don’t even have a clear message on them … posters that stoners probably think are just advertisements for Shark Week.
The most ridiculous part is that one of the spots she’s accused of tagging was a billboard for the United Way. A rep for the non-profit organization told us although the billboard was donated, they’ll probably have to pay out of their own pocket to replace it.
So far, cops say no one has filed charges against Alba.
I swear to Baby Jesus, if this broad doesn’t pay to replace those United Way posters, I will never again pay to see her movies. That won’t be too difficult considering she makes shitty movies.


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June 9th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Latent post-partum crazies?
June 9th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Give me a break! It’s nice to see something normal in OKC! I for one moved from the left coast to this hell, and appriciate a little bit of fun in this town. Perhaps it may raise the curiosity of the people in this godforsaken place…all they care about is God this and God that! Oh, and red meat and Bush.
June 9th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Clearly she’s a terrorist.
June 9th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
This is a sad day for sharks everywhere!
June 10th, 2009 at 10:03 am
I agree, if she doesn’t pay up to replace those United Way billboards, I will not pay to yank myself while viewing her movies.
June 10th, 2009 at 11:30 am
“and appriciate a little bit of fun in this town.”
THAT is fun? I though Wichita was bad…
June 10th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
How the eff is defacing property “fun”? I never did understand graffiti and the allure of it.
June 11th, 2009 at 12:41 am
Anon, I went to school in Stillwater for a bit, and I managed to find quite a bit of fun without fucking around with United Way billboards.
Homegirl needs to head to Stonewall for a drink.