• Winona Ryder is still crying ’cause she can’t hit that anymore. [DS]
• Drew Barrymore is still dressed like an asshole. [BS]
• Paris Hilton moved on from Doug Reinhardt. [TB]
• I’m already sick of Bruno. [WIMB]
• Shia LaBeouf isn’t porking his mother. [CNW]
• Heidi and Spencer Pratt are headed back to Costa Rica. [BB]
• Zooey Deschanel and her dude are kind of cute. [IDWYL]
• Non-shocker of the day: Jon and Kate Gosselin filed for divorce. [PB]
• Kate Hudson is still boning Alex Rodriguez. [AS]
• Jessica Simpson’s reality show is headed to VH1. [POTP]
• Usher apparently has milk. [AG]
• Miley Cyrus should probably chill out with the big girl Twitter pics. [TS]
• Lindsay Lohan had a slumber party with Ryan Seacrest. Ew. [AIW]
• Perhaps it’s just gas. [GB]
• This supermodel has a porny past. [GH]
• Cameron Diaz received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. [INMF]
• Paris Hilton rides a camel. Seriously. [SOW]
• Ryan O’Neal asked Farrah Fawcett to marry him again, but her health may prevent a wedding. [HMG]
• Oh barf, Shauna Sand is topless again. [YH]
• Breaking news: Ricky Martin might be gay. [CS]
• Anna Farris married some dude. [BST]
• Lily Allen released a new video. [PB]

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