• Michael and his famous friends. [BWE]
• Meanwhile, Josh Duhamel missed his chance to punch some dude who’s name I keep forgetting. [CS]
• Ashlee Simpson’s face gets crunk. [GB]
• Elizabeth Taylor issued a statement on Michael’s passing. [GH]
• Jackie Onassis allegedly got her swerve on with Marlon Brando. You know, before he got fat and stuff. [HMG]
• Blake Lively is sparkly. [INMF]
• Michael’s Hollywood Blvd star. [PB]
• Sacha Baron Cohen finally shows some tact. [SOW]
• Kate Gosselin needs to put some pants on asap. Some sunscreen would probably be a good idea too. [TB]
• Paris Hilton desperately needs your attention. [WIMB]
• Nice pants. [YH]
• Madonna is bummed. [CNW]
• Gisele Bundchen has a teeny-tiny bump. [AG]
• Katie Holmes will perform on “So You Think You Can Dance.” [POTP]
• Michael autopsy results. [CVL]
• Lily Allen does the Glastonbury Festival. [AS]
• Umm… ? [AY]
• I actually do love creepy kids. [HM]
• Zooey Deschanel plus cute dress. [IDWYL]
• Farrah Fawcett’s jailed son will be allowed to attend her funeral. [BB]
• Just what the world needs now. [AIW]
• Random Megan Fox appearance. [BST]

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