Ok, I really have nothing to add to this, so I’m just going to give you the painful truth.

Britney Spears suffers from an embarrassing flatulence problem, according to her former bodyguard. Tony Barretto claims the troubled pop princess struggles to contain her gas, and frequently breaks wind infront of other people. He says, “She has a terrible farting and burping problem. She burps and farts a lot.”

Wipe that shocked look off your face.

6 Responses to “The Joys of TMI”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me.
    Girlfriend, go ahead, buy the Beano, it’ll help you with that.

  2. candida says:

    Pre-Heroine Beano of course

  3. Jade says:

    LMAO!

  4. darthspielberg says:

    Awe. Some.

  5. rigormortis says:

    Deep-fried food, Red Bull and ciggys make me expel gas, too.

  6. jdb says:

    15 minutes Tony just needs to stop already.