Ok, I really have nothing to add to this, so I’m just going to give you the painful truth.
Britney Spears suffers from an embarrassing flatulence problem, according to her former bodyguard. Tony Barretto claims the troubled pop princess struggles to contain her gas, and frequently breaks wind infront of other people. He says, “She has a terrible farting and burping problem. She burps and farts a lot.”
Wipe that shocked look off your face.

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September 24th, 2007 at 9:23 am
Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me.
Girlfriend, go ahead, buy the Beano, it’ll help you with that.
September 24th, 2007 at 9:34 am
Pre-Heroine Beano of course
September 24th, 2007 at 10:35 am
LMAO!
September 24th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Awe. Some.
September 24th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Deep-fried food, Red Bull and ciggys make me expel gas, too.
September 24th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
15 minutes Tony just needs to stop already.