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The Joys of TMI

 

Ok, I really have nothing to add to this, so I’m just going to give you the painful truth.

Britney Spears suffers from an embarrassing flatulence problem, according to her former bodyguard. Tony Barretto claims the troubled pop princess struggles to contain her gas, and frequently breaks wind infront of other people. He says, “She has a terrible farting and burping problem. She burps and farts a lot.”

Wipe that shocked look off your face.

{ 6 comments… add one }

  • Ta2dMom September 24, 2007, 9:23 am

    Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me.
    Girlfriend, go ahead, buy the Beano, it’ll help you with that.

  • candida September 24, 2007, 9:34 am

    Pre-Heroine Beano of course

  • Jade September 24, 2007, 10:35 am

    LMAO!

  • darthspielberg September 24, 2007, 12:18 pm

    Awe. Some.

  • rigormortis September 24, 2007, 2:56 pm

    Deep-fried food, Red Bull and ciggys make me expel gas, too.

  • jdb September 24, 2007, 3:07 pm

    15 minutes Tony just needs to stop already.

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