CelebWarship

In this clip from the early 90’s, Bill O’Reilly looses his shit on the set of Inside Edition when he can’t figure out what the phrase “play us out” means.

It’s cute, and makes me glad Bill O’Reilly isn’t my dad.

The elderly cast of “Sex and the City” turned up in their finest old lady wear for the film’s premiere London’s Odeon Leicester Square.

The film’s star, Sarah Jessica Parker, arrived at the premiere wearing an Alexander McQueen dress and a frighting Phillip Treacy hat.

I guess now that Isabella Blow is gone, it’s up to SJP to carry on the crazy hat tradition at London events.

• Ew. [SOW]
• Awesome: slutty prom dress leads to police intervention. [CS]
• Aww: the world’s ugliest dog. [PB]
• Suge Knight got knocked the fuck out. [GH]
• Vanessa Hudgens attempts to completely ignore a basketball game. [BST]
• One of the bed-headed dudes from “Gossip Girl” already decided he’s too famous for the show. [TB]
• A massive earthquake hit China today. [BS]
• Madonna keeps up with the kids by spouting off the “F” word. [YH]
• Robert Downey Jr does Italian Esquire. [WIMB]
• Kim Kardashian attempts to fix her cottage cheese in a garbage bag situation. [RR]
• Heather Mills is a prosthetic leg Indian giver. [GB]
• Megan Fox is only pretending to be topless. [DH]
• Hayden Panettiere wants to get it on with Angelina Jolie. [DS]
• Barf: “Living Lohan” preview. [BB]
• Non-shocker: Kim Cattrall will be appearing nude in the upcoming “Sex and the City” film. [CB]
• Heidi and Spencer sell out their mothers for Mother’s Day. [IDWYL]

 

Brad Pitt debuted a new tattoo over the weekend while taking sons Maddox and Pax out for a helicopter ride around Monaco.

The tattoo appeared to be a bunch of random scribbles, so I have zero clues on what it could be.

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According to Page Six, Lindsay Lohan and rumored girlfriend Samantha Ronson had a screaming fight at Crown Bar in West Hollywood on Saturday. Samantha was busy deejaying while Lindsay cried her eyes out in the comfort of her D-list buddies.

“They had a full-blown fight,” said our spy. “Evan Ross, Diana’s son, and Lauren Conrad comforted her while Lindsay kept wiping her tears.”

Y/N: You would totally rather bang Samantha Ronson instead of Wilmer Valderrama?

Second Y/N: Banging Wilmer Valderrama would push any young woman into a life of lesbianism?

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People Magazine has more details on First Daughter Jenna Bush’s weekend wedding to some dude in Crawford, TX. I’m betting a shitload of Coors Beer was consumed during the reception.  

The ultra-private wedding on Bush’s gated ranch was the president’s first turn at playing Father of the Bride. In a suit and tie (Jenna, aiming for a more “natural” and casual affair, didn’t want black-tie), Bush walked his 26-year-old daughter down the aisle to a limestone altar topped by a 4-ft. cross where she and Henry Hager, 30, exchanged vows just as the sun set. The bride’s twin sister and maid of honor, Barbara, did a reading during the ceremony, as did their grandfather, George H.W. Bush.

The former president later joked that he’d had a whole speech planned. “It was supposed to be 40 minutes but they cut me back to 20,” he kidded reporters aboard Air Force One before stopping himself, noting that he had been told not to talk about the wedding.

Wedding singer Tyrone “Super T” Smith of Nashville evidently missed that memo. He happily told People how Jenna and Henry gazed into each other’s eyes during their first dance, to Taj Mahal’s “Lovin’ In My Baby’s Eyes.” And he described a poignant father-daughter dance to the Joe Cocker ballad, “You Are So Beautiful.” And when the band played “Sugar Sugar,” the president hit the dance floor again, Smith said. “He was right there. He got down. He got down!”

God-forbid he break a hip while “getting down.”

 

Kate Hudson’s rep hit out at tabloids that claimed the actress recently become engaged to her on/off boyfriend, Owen Wilson. Paparazzi spotted Kate all up in my ‘hood sporting what appeared to be an engagement ring. British tabs picked up on the story over the weekend.

“She’s definitely not engaged,” a rep for Hudson tells Usmagazine.com. A rep for Wilson, 39, also confirms the rumors are wrong.

“She’s shooting a movie called Bride Wars, which explains the ring,” adds her rep.

Well, of course they’re not engaged: Owen is happily having threesome with Vince Vaughn. No time for marriage, folks.