This is OJ Simpson’s latest mug shot, taken shortly after his conviction on Friday for armed robbery and kidnapping.

OJ faces life in prison for his crimes, and unfortunately, I’m guessing he won’t be able to keep up his Grecian Formula habit behind bars. Embrace that gray hair, dude.

On Friday, a Las Vegas jury found OJ Simpson guilty of twelve criminal counts, including kidnapping, armed robbery, and burgulry. The charges stemmed from a sports memorabilia heist in a Las Vegas hotel room last year.

The judge in the case remanded OJ into custody, meaning A.C. Cowling will not be coming to the rescue this time. Too bad: the conviction means OJ could spend the rest of his life behind bars.

• Gross. [RR]
• Death Cab for Cutie share their favorite videos. [BWB]
• OJ Simpson would like to appear on the next season of Celebrity Apprentice. I guess that’s a good idea, if one of the tasks involves cutting throats. [TB]
• Peter Falk officially lost his shit. [BB]
• Seriously, wtf with Amy Winehouse’s belly? [SOW]
• Kim Kardashian sans makeup isn’t so bad. [BST]
• Heather Matarazzo! I’ve seen her naked and stuff. [WW]
• Spare change? [WIMB]
• Kelly Clarkson just wants to be free. [YH]
• Megan Fox poses with a fox. How cleaver. [GB]
• Beyonce and Jay-Z are officially married. [GH]
• No babies for Mariah Carey. [CS]
• Julia Roberts says she doesn’t wear deodorant. [CB]
• The bear from “Semi-Pro” killed one of it’s trainers this week. [BS]
• Blake Lively always looks gorgeous. [IDWYL]
• Check out Duffy’s new video for “Warwick Avenue.” [PB]
• Mexico Fashion Week roundup. [AY]
• Because I love to torture myself, I compiled a list of some of the condos around town I want to own, but am far too poor to actually buy. Sigh. [RF]

• Poor kids. [BST]
• Ashlee Simpson got dark. [SOW]
• Pam Anderson and her estranged husband go out for a smoothee. [WLC]
• Janice Dickinson claimed Slyvester Stallone “juiced” her for no reason. [TB]
• Nice boob scars, Jenna Jameson. [WW]
• Random dark-haired Beyonce appearance. [GTS]
• Sanjaya is coming back to a TV near you. [GB]
• Marion Jones got six months in prison for juicing at the Olympics. [CB]
• Skating champ Christopher Bowman died of a suspected drug overdose. [BS]
• A judge revoked OJ Simpson’s bail, forcing him to head for the slammer. [BB]
• Katherine McPhee’s record label dumped her. [DH]
• And what does Simon Cowell have to say on that subject? [CS]
• Johnny Depp is so brooding. [GS]
• Ew, Rachael Ray’s husband. [RC]
• Jessica Biel is very blonde. [DS]

• Bummer: it looks like NY police will charge Sean “Diddy” Combs with assault. [GB]
• Oh, ha ha: both of OJ Simpson’s accomplices flipped on his dumb ass. [Celebitchy]
• Ellen DeGeneres is in hot water over a puppy. [BB]
• The LAPD finally decided to investigate Orlando Bloom’s car accident. [TMZ]
• Bertrand Cantat, the French rock star convicted of manslaughter in the 2003 beating death of his actress-girlfriend, left prison Tuesday after serving four years of an 8-year sentence. [AP]
• Drug tests are pending in Nick Hogan’s car crash investigation. [CS]
• Foxy Brown plead not guilty in her assault case. [AP]
• Anna Nicole Smith’s kooky mother sued Howard K. Stern for libel. [TSG]

• Foxy Brown plays by her own rules, ok? And if Foxy Brown says she’s not getting on your bus, you better respect her decision, ok? [AP]
• Will this ever end? Six search warrants were issued yesterday in connection with the investigation of Anna Nicole Smith’s death. [Us]
• Oh no he didn’t: OJ Simpson’s alleged accomplice in his robbery case flipped against OJ. [E!]
• Ex-American Idol contestant Corey Clark plead guilty to felony harassment charges. [AP]
• That nun ain’t budging. [Defamer]
• Akon reportedly stole $500 from a cash-strapped fan. That dude is such a dickface. [MTO]

• Howard K. Stern announced plans to sue Rita Crosby for claiming he boinked Larry Birkhead. [Us]
• Good news: Michael Vick completed an 8 hour course in empathy and animal protection. Bad news: he’s still going to burn in hell. [TMZ]
• “Eat my pork! Eat my fork!” Fuck yeah! [Dlisted]
• OJ Simpson must turn over his Rolex watch to satisfy the civil judgment against him. Hmm, kill your wife, and you’re forced to give up your watch? Seems fair to me. [AP]
• OMG, too soon. [SH]
• Nicholas Cage confronted some dude who broke into his house on Monday. [PRInside]
• The producers of the new Indiana Jones film settled a lawsuit against a dude who breached a confidentiality agreement by revealing the film’s plot to a newspaper. [AP]
• Donny Bonaduce is apparently no longer content with attacking trannies: he reportedly put the smack down on Survivor villian Jonny Fairplay at the FOX Reality Channel Really Awards last night. [TMZ]