Seriously, Chloe Sevigny, you’re getting a little too close to showing me the goods, and I totally don’t want even a quick glance.

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After what seemed like an endless wait, HBO’s “Big Love” is set to make it’s second season premiere on June 11th, and I’m totes excited. Love, love, love.

The show’s star, Bill Paxton, Chloe Sevigny, Jeanne Tripplehorn, and Ginnifer Goodwin, turned up for the LA red carpet premiere last night. Everyone looked lovely, except Chloe, who looked a little elderly.  

Do yourself a favor and don’t make the mistake of comparing Chloe Sevigny to Paris Hilton–Chloe doesn’t care for that.

During a recent interview, a reporter complimented the “Big Love” actress by saying she was sexier than jail-birdy Paris.

“Well, I don’t find trashy sexy, so I’ll try to take that as a compliment,” she said.

And, in case your keeping track, Chloe doesn’t care much for Ashlee Simpson, either.

“She’s really perky, isn’t she?” Sevigny commented. “My mom always wishes I was perky. ‘Can’t you be more bubbly, Chloe, more animated?’ No, sorry…”

Chloe Sevigny arrived at an NYC auto exhibit on Tuesday wearing some crazy shit that looked like an 80’s prom dress from hell. It was some sort of gathered and bunched green floral fabric that looked as if a cat had vomited all over it. Not a good look… even by Chloe’s standards.

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• Chloe Sevigny’s face kinda bothers me. [ICYDK]
• Dear British tabloids: Britney Spears don’t take no mess. Kthnx. [WW]
• Which celeb has a serious case of sandy ass? [SOW]
• Lindsay Lohan may be in AA, but that doesn’t mean she can’t enjoy a spliff (in public) every once and a while. [CDN]
• Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet are teaming up for another movie. [INO]
• Dammit, people, get Nicole Richie her fucking cereal! [Celebitchy]
• Nice sunglass, ‘tard. [IDLYITW]
• Full House flashback! [MollyGood]
• Drunky McCokerson hands over the Miss America crown tonight. [CGJ]
• Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are still carrying on with their “we’re totally a couple” farce. [HB]
• Scarlett Johansson’s Esquire outtakes are hot, yo. [Egotastic]

• It’s funny when famous people fall down. [Dlisted]
• I’m going to go ahead and assume Gisele Bundchen is not pregnant. [INO]
• Heather Mills is heavily addicted to emergencies. [ASL]
• Marc Anthony still hasn’t died from malnutrition. [MollyGood]
• Chloe Sevigny keeps that shit fug like everyday. [Celebitchy]
• Gerard Butler from 300 has a massive schlong. [EB]
• Kate Moss gives PETA a big “eff you.” [DH]
• Police arrested former ‘Witchblade’ star Yancy Butler for drunk driving again. [SOW]

‘Zodiac’ star Chloe Sevigny admitted she didn’t have the patience to finish reading the book which the movie was based on. Chloe claimed she began reading Zodiac Unmasked before filming on the movie started, but found it simply too boring to read all the way through.

“I started reading Zodiac Unmasked before we went into production and I couldn’t get through it. I found it slightly tedious.

“He (author Robert Graysmith) went so in depth into the details and I just wasn’t that interested. I was frightened by the scarier bits and the details of the crimes. ”

I did, however, feel slightly embarrassed because all the men on the set knew so much about it and they had all these crazy details from the book.”

The film’s LA premiere went down this week, and although Chloe looked gorgeous, the dress she’s wearing is a bit off. My friend Louis said it best when he described it as very “labia-looking.”