• Christina Aguilera: more knocked up than last week. [WLC]
• Victoria Beckham’s boobs continue to confuse me. [RR]
• 50 Cent snorting coke? No way! [RC]
• Mary Carey would like you to bid on her used tits. [BST]
• Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are so adorable, it’s almost disgusting. [BWE]
• Dave Chappelle in dilf mode. [WW]
• Check out Mark Ronson’s top discs of 2007. [MW]
• Mall shootings freak me out. [BB]
• Papa Joe Simpson reportedly doesn’t want Pete Wentz at the Simpson Xmas Hoe Down. [GB]
• Teri Hatcher is being sued for millions of dollars because she’s so beautiful. [CS]
• John Mayer might be riding dirty. [DS]
• Great idea: Paris Hilton offered career advice to Britney Spears. [CB]
• Speaking of which, Britney is a filthy coat-stealer. [CI]
• Kelly Osbourne frightens me. [SOW]
• More Renee Zellweger and that fucking haircut. [GS]
• The Tom Cruise fam poses for another photo op. [CDL]
• Angelina Jolie refers to Brad Pitt as her husband. [AH]

Teri Hatcher and daughter Emerson Rose attended the Dream Halloween Under the Big Top fundraiser in Santa Monica over the weekend.

Teri’s face scares the shit out of me as it is, so this bizarre makeup job is going to give me some hardcore nightmares tonight.

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Teri Hatcher celebrated the launch of her new Badgley Mischka ad campaign last night at a West Hollywood restaurant. Friends including her “Desperate Housewives” co-star Felicity Huffman turned out for the bash.

• Heidi Klum and her ass for Jordache. [GB]
• Susan Sarandon’s daughter, Eva Amurri, has gigantic boobs. [GH]
• In case you were wondering, Kim Kardashian’s ass is real. [CS]
• Sienna Miller reportedly hooked up with co-star Sean Bean. [Celebitchy]
• Britney Spears loves the ladies. [SOW]
• Teri Hatcher is the new face of Badgley Mischka. [EB]
• Jimmy Fallon is engaged. [WLC]
• Kirsten Dunst is a copier. [Bastardly]
• Mandy Moore covered Rihanna’s “Umbrella.” [RC]
• It looks like someone knocked Brandon Davis the fuck out. [WW]
• Anne Hathaway is frisky. [Gabsmash]
• Jessica Biel does the UK edition of Glamour. [JCC]
• Halle Berry looks a little pregnant. [Blemish]
• Selma Blair and her frail self appeared on the cover of Dazed and Confused. [DS]
• Ashley Scott + bikini. [JIYH]
• Check out the ads for Gwen Stefani’s new fragrance. [Popbytes]

Teri Hatcher reportedly caused a scene at the wedding of her “Desperate Housewives” co-star Eva Longoria this weekend. According to sources at the wedding, the aging actress took every opportunity to make sure the attention was focused on her, rather than the bride.

The ladies of Wisteria Lane traveled to Paris to watch Longoria exchange vows with San Antonio Spurs star Tony Parker at the majestic St. Germain l’ L’Auxerrois church (except for castmate Marcia Cross, who remained stateside with her twins).

But Hatcher, 42, rankled her costars when she used the ceremony as a photo op.

“A private walkway was set up so that as the celebrities exited the bus from the hotel, they could sneak through the fans and paparazzi,” one guest tells the New York Daily News’ Gatecrasher. “Felicity [Huffman] and Nicollette [Sheridan] walked into the church hand in hand, but Teri took her daughter and walked around into the public area to pose for photos and wave to fans for 10 minutes.”

Says the witness: “It was so strange! Everyone else was so excited to be going into the church for the wedding, and all of a sudden, Teri broke away from the group to make sure she was seen and photographed.”

Hatcher also committed a wedding faux pas commissioning a dress from Badgley Mischka that was very similar to the bridesmaids’ dresses, which were by the same designers.

Teri’s co-stars probably weren’t too shocked by her behavior; Teri allegedly doesn’t chill with the other ladies on the “Desperate Housewives” set, and is often late for scenes, causing even more awkwardness.

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Eva Longoria married San Antonio Spur point guard Tony Parker in an elaborate ceremony in France on Saturday in front 250 guests. The French-born Parker and Longoria became engaged last November.

Longoria wore a couture Angel Sanchez mermaid gown made of silk wool, with silk gazar metallic embroidery, a scoop back and a long train. (See a sketch below).

Teri Hatcher waved to the throng of photographers as she entered the church, which was decorated with 1,000 flowers for the ceremony officiated by Father Dominic Schubert.

Other guests ducked behind a large screen placed to shield them from the press. Their cellphones and cameras were sealed in plastic bags before they entered the church.

After the ceremony, the couple and their celebrity guests headed for a reception at the Chateau of Vaux le Vicomte, a 17th century castle outside Paris.

Longoria’s bridesmaids received Rafe Swarovski snakeskin clutches ($395) to match their dresses. Female guests also got a custom shade of L’Oreal Paris lipstick called Pink Romance.

Guests including Sheryl Crow, Jessica Alba, and Longoria’s “Desperate Housewives” co-stars.

The 13th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards went down last night, and some of our faves walked away winners, including the cast of The Office, and America Ferrera for Ugly Betty. Here’s the complete list of winners:

MOVIES:

Actor: Forest Whitaker, “The Last King of Scotland”
Actress: Helen Mirren, “The Queen”
Supporting actor: Eddie Murphy, “Dreamgirls”
Supporting actress: Jennifer Hudson, “Dreamgirls”
Cast: “Little Miss Sunshine”

TELEVISION:

Actor in a movie or miniseries: Jeremy Irons, “Elizabeth I”
Actress in a movie or miniseries: Helen Mirren, “Elizabeth I”
Actor in a drama series: Hugh Laurie, “House”
Actress in a drama series: Chandra Wilson, “Grey’s Anatomy”
Actor in a comedy series: Alec Baldwin, “30 Rock”
Actress in a comedy series: America Ferrera, “Ugly Betty”
Drama series cast: “Grey’s Anatomy”
Comedy series cast: “The Office”