• So cute. [PB]
• Samantha Ronson puts the mack down on Lindsay Lohan. [AIW]
• Madonna doesn’t want A-Rod to skip out on Kabbalah meetings. [GB]
• Kim Catrall goes topless again. [SOW]
• Hugh Jackman and Nicole Kidman attended the NYC premiere of “Australia.” [INMF]
• Jason Lee got remarried. [HMG]
• Bai Ling keeps it tacky. [CDL]
• Hugh Hefner makes out with his new teenaged girlfriends. [CB]
• Brad Pitt goes geriatric. [CVL]
• Alec Baldwin is really into Salma Hayek. [BB]
• Sucks to be Joey Fatone. [CK]
• Bad reaction to crack. [CS]
• Judith Light by Hefty. [AY]
• Update on the Natalee Holloway case. [DS]
• Blake Lively attended the “Australia” premiere. [BST]

30 Rock was the big winner at the 60th Annual Emmy Awards. The NBC comedy picked up the award for Best Comedy Series, while it’s stars, Alec Baldwin and Tina Fey, nabbed the Best Actor and Actress in a Comedy Series.

Comedy Series: 30 Rock

Drama Series: Mad Men

Mini-Series: John Adams

Television Movie: Recount

Reality Competition: The Amazing Race

Actor in a Comedy Series: Alec Baldwin

Actor, Mini-Series or Movie: Paul Giamatti

Actress in a Comedy Series: Tina Fey

Actor in a Drama Series: Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad

Reality Host: Jeff Probst

Directing for a Drama Series: Jeff Yaitanes, House

Supporting Actor, Drama Series: Zeljko Ivanek, Damages

Supporting Actress, Drama Series: Dianne Wiest, In Treatment

Supporting Actor, Comedy Series: Jeremy Piven, Entourage

Supporting Actress, Comedy Series: Jean Smart Samantha Who?

Actress, Miniseries or Movie: Laura Linney, John Adams

Supporting Actor, Miniseries or Movie: Tom Wilkinson, John Adams

Supporting Actress, Miniseries or Movie: Eileen Atkins, Cranford

Writing for a Comedy Series: Tina Fey, 30 Rock

Writing for a Drama Series: Matthew Weiner, Mad Men

Variety, Music or Comedy Series: The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

Directing for a Variety, Music or Comedy Program: Louis J. Horvitz, 80th Annual Academy Awards

Writing for a Variety, Music or Comedy Program: The Colbert Report

Directing for a Miniseries, Movie or a Dramatic Special: Jay Roach, Recount

Writing for a Miniseries, Movie or a Dramatic Special: Kirk Ellis, John Adams

Directing for a Comedy Series: Barry Sonnenfeld, Pushing Daisies

Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program, Don Rickles

Various photos from the red carpet and telecast below for your Monday morning procrastination pleasure. Hover over for photo caption.

• Miley Cyrus is in talks to star in a film which requires a nude scene. [AIW]
• Estelle Getty died at the age of 84 early today. [BB]
• Lady Bunny joins PETA against KFC. [PB]
• Deelishis should consider a one-piece bathing suit. [CS]
• Does Danielle Lloyd actually have a career? [DH]
• Police arrested Christian Bale for allegedly assaulting his mother and sister. [DR]
• Naomi Campbell doesn’t want to pay a $400 hotel bill. [FH]
• Johnny Rotten said crazy, racist shit? No way! I’m being sarcastic, btw. [GB]
• Sherri Shepherd said she’s had more abortions than she can count. [GH]
• Alec Baldwin is totes pissed at Diane Sawyer. [HMG]
• Nicole Richie attempted to shoot a Good Charlotte tour video. [SOW]
• Jennifer Garner shows the pregnancy norks. [TB]
• Kate Hudson is looking oddly thick. [BST]
• Mick Marrs from Motley Crue opens up about his illness. [RR]
• Here’s “2008’s Most Bangalicious Celebrities.” [PJ]
• I have no clue how James Blunt gets girls to do this in front of him. [YH]
• I don’t really need to see Brooke Hogan in Playboy. [WIMB]
• In case you were curious, Kelly Osbourne is not engaged. [SD]
• Lindsay Lohan is back on the set of “Ugly Betty.” [DL]

• Why is LaToya Jackson so beautiful? [SOW]
• OMFG, Mischa Barton’s pants are awful. [AIW]
• Sarah Jessica Parkergets Photoshopped on the cover of New York Magazine. [CFW]
• Everyone is Hollywood has a fat ass. [PB]
• Madonna is going on tour. [JJ]
• Ashlee Simpson called Britney Spears “trashy.” [CB]
• Alec Baldwin considers a career in politics. [BB]
• Sarah Larson does Harper’s Bazaar. [RC]
• Hilary Duff hit up the “Most Alluring Bodies” exhibit this week. [BST]
• It looks like Lindsay Lohan lost her role in “The Manson Girls” because no one wants to work with her. [CS]
• Elisha Cuthbert is still in a bikini. [TG]
• Uma Thurman sued her former employer, Lancome. [YH]
• Name that ass. [WIMB]
• Jayde Nicole is the 2008 Playmate of the Year. [GH]
• Tori Spelling is still knocked up and scary-looking. [IDWYL]
• More from Nicole Richie’s Harper’s Bazaar interview. [CDL]
• George Clooney discusses getting hit on by Roseanne Barr. [GB]
• Paris Hilton does Russian GQ. [DH]
• Usher may perform on the DWTS season finale. [DS]
• LeBron James is a wicked shitty tipper. [BS]
• Shia LaBeouf and Andy Samberg explore the NBC roof garden. [ER]
• I compiled a list of the top five most expensive homes for sale in Boston. Very impressive. [RF]

• Everyone is pregnant…. except for me and maybe Gary Coleman. [DS]
• Big Britney needs a nap, and perhaps a tummy tuck. [SOW]
• Did Renee Zellweger hook up with Alec Baldwin? [GS]
• If you have to announce that you’re not a lesbian, you’re probably on the d-l, Remy Ma. [GB]
• Megan Fox shows off her dumb tattoos in the Japanese edition of Rolling Stone. [BST]
• Heidi Montag confirmed her fake engagement to Spencer Pratt is over. [WLC]
• Jake Shears and Dolly Parton cute it up. [PB]
• Queen Latifah signed a partnership deal with Jenny Craig, despite her history of doing Pizza Hut ads. [CB]
• Bummer: Paris Hilton’s boyfriend was dropped by his modeling agency. [RR]
• Angelina Jolie flashback. [CS]
• Holy shit, Janine Turner looks a million years old. [AY]
• Ice-T and Coco are doing something NSFW again. [HC]
• Jamie Lynn Spears’ pregnancy raises some interesting legal questions. [BS]
• Some random socialite claimed Zach Braff is a bad kisser. [WW]
• OK! will reportedly fork over $1 million for Jamie Lynn’s baby photos. [CC]

• The irony of Fergie appearing on the cover of Seventeen magazine is a bit too much for me to handle. [DS]
• Breaking news: Orlando Bloom showed his ass crack in public. [Celebitchy]
• Where has Alec Baldwin been lately? [CS]
• Jennifer Esposito and Bradley Cooper, her husband of four months, are dunzo. [INO]
• Keira Knightley’s chest bones makes me throw up a little. [MollyGood]
• Neve Campbell is allegedly getting hitched this weekend. [EB]
• Jessica Alba got a little whorey with the red lipstick. [DH]
• I loved, loved, loved Drew Barrymore’s gorgeous green dress at the “Lucky You” premiere. [WLC]
• Oh snaps, Jay-Z has a love child. [AIW]
• Lindsay Lohan should invest in a pair of pants. [SOW]

Like Mel Gibson once said, Dora the Explorer is responsible for all the wars in the world. From Page Six:

Did Alec Baldwin dump CAA this week because a video posted on FunnyOrDie.com showed Dora the Explorer listening to his infamous phone rant against his daughter, Ireland? The Web site is the creation of Adam McCay, Chris Henchy and fellow CAA client Will Ferrell. “Baldwin asked CAA to take it off, and they did not,” said one source. But oth ers say Baldwin is angry at CAA be cause it still reps ex- wife Kim Basinger. Baldwin’s rep, Mat thew Hiltzik, told Page Six: “Three-year-olds ev erywhere are upset that Dora the Explorer and her friends are being dragged into this.”

In case you were wondering, I roll Team Alec, not Team Dora.