• Oh hey, it’sKim Kardashian and her giant ass. [DRW]
• Kirsten Dunst is ok with the fug. [CNW]
• Fergie and Josh Duhamelhad a joint bachelor/bacherlorette party. [GH]
• Sucks to be this dude. [BBP]
• Pete Doherty has a new “mystery lady.” [CS]
• I don’t want to ever, ever, ever see Rachael Ray naked. [CK]
• According to TMZ, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson did indeed split. [AIW]
• Lisa Rinna acknowledges looking “like a freak.” [WIMB]
• Breaking news: Jessica Alba has a new haircut. [POTP]
• John Mayer’s love song for Jennifer Aniston. [GB]
• Jessica Simpson doesn’t wash her hair. [SOW]
• Kelly Osbourne carries her dog like a baby. [BST]
• Lisa Bonet managed to come up with the most effed-up baby name of all time. [TB]
• More from the People’s Choice Awards. [INMF]
• Mickey Rourke is up for a part in “Iron Man 2.” [HMG]
• Willie Aames attempted suicide. [BB]
• The National Enquirer breaks down the Jennifer Lopez/Marc Anthony bust up. [PB]

Rachael Ray caught some shit recently for wearing a scarf similar to a kaffiyeh worn by Muslim extremists. The public outcry was so strong, Dunkin Donuts pulled the ad in which the annoying chatterbox donned the scarf.

Pete Wentz apparently doesn’t keep up with current events, because homeboy wore the same scarf during an outing this week with new wife Ashlee Simpson. Or maybe Pete’s actually a terrorist, Idk.

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• Ew. [CS]
• Nick Cannon gave Mariah Carrey a huge engagement ring. [YH]
• Amy Smart breaks out the electrical tape. [WIMB]
• Charlie Sheen still loves hookers. [RR]
• Daivd Blaine managed to not drown himself on Oprah. [TB]
• Rachael Ray is so gross. [BST]
• These two need to just eff and get it over with. [SOW]
• Soccer star Ronaldo is into a little tranny lovin’. But really, who isn’t? [GB]
• Heidi Montag offered support to Miley Cyrus. I’m sure she’s very grateful. [DH]
• Christina Aguilera is ok with criticism. [DS]
• Retard fight: George Bush disses Jessica Simpson. [BS]
• Katie Holmes is headed for Scientology boot camp. [PB]
• Madonna is on a completely bonkers diet. [CB]
• Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt settle in the French Riviera. [BB]
• I don’t really care to see Rumer Willis in a bikini. [CDL]
• The 2008 Daytime Emmy noms are out. [RC]
• Photogs snapped Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer chilling poolside. [IDWYL]
• Is it weird that I’m starting to find Hilary Duff attractive? [WW]

Good news, Rachael Ray-haters: we might be seeing less of the annoying chat show host. According to Page Six, Rachael’s self-titled daytime show will get the ax at the end of her contract. Sources told the tab Rachael’s ratings dropped dramatically since the show debuted two years ago.

An impeccable TV source told Page Six, “They are seriously talking about taking her off the air.”

When she debuted two years ago, she had a meager 2.5 rating, which her syndicator, King World, nonetheless trumpeted as “The biggest syndicated debut since ‘Dr. Phil.’ ” In fact, one insider said, “They had hoped for more. ‘Dr. Phil’ beats ‘Oprah’ and gets like a 5.0 rating, and Rachael’s set is very expensive and elaborate; his is just chairs.”

In 2007, Ray’s syndicated show averaged a 2.2 Nielsen rating and has already dipped to 2.0 this year. An insider said, “Anything below a 2.0 is asking for trouble.”

Another bad indicator is that in 2007, the average age of a daytime “Rachael Ray” viewer was 53.4, with only 776,000 women between ages 18 and 49 (the show’s target demo) tuning in. In 2008, both numbers have taken a turn for the worse. The average-age viewer today is 55.1, with only 688,000 women between ages 18 and 49 tuning in.

There is a bit of bad news, though: a chat show with Marie Osmond as host would most likely take Rachael’s time slot.

Rachael Ray recently claimed she isn’t ready to have children with her toe-sucking, pervy husband. The chat show host said she simply doesn’t have the time to pop out any kids.

“I’m too tired,” Ray, 39, says in a new interview with Extra. “I feel like I’m a bad mom to my dog… I have five jobs, and I just don’t think I could take on the biggest job of being a parent.”

Rachael added that rumors of husband John Cusimano’s infidelity are completely false. Umkay.

“The first couple of times I got angry and then I got upset and now I just laugh,” Ray says of rumors they’re having marital trouble. “I mean, what else are you going to do?”

Find a new husband who doesn’t have a rep for sucking on other women’s feet?

• Someone let Courtney Love cut her own bangs. [WW]
• Pierce Brosnan has a plus-sized wife. [BS]
• Eminem is a secret fatty. [CB]
• Is this Nicole Richie and Joel Madden’s new baby? [BB]
• Could the writer’s strike almost be over? [PB]
• Friday Mix Tape! [MW]
• Rachael Ray denied calling Dunkin Donuts coffee “shit.” [WLC]
• Leelee Sobieski tries to give away the goods. [GB]
• Holly Madison is trying to get knocked up with Hugh Hefner’s baby. [HC]
• Molly Ringwald looks kind of weird. [SOW]
• Pink is the new black. [DS]
• Marlon Brando’s killer son Christian is in an LA ICU. [CC]
• Adriana Lima has her own leg-rubber. [BST]
• Paris Hilton is Harvard’s Woman of the Year. [RC]
• More from the “Cloverfield” premiere. [GS]
• Eva Mendes slipped a nip on camera. [GH]
• Johnny Depp manages to clean up. [CS]

• Lindsay Lohancast an orange glow over the LA premiere of “Cloverfield” last night. [WLC]
• Our first peek at the “Sex & the City” movie poster. [GTS]
• Salma Hayek is back to looking hot, post-baby. [BB]
• Mariah Carey is still trying to turn you on. [CS]
• Christina Aguilera isn’t feeling well since giving birth. [GB]
• George Michael is writing a tell-all book. [SC]
• Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are still terrorizing NYC. [DS]
• Scully and Mulder are together again. [SOW]
• Jennifer Garner showed up for some awards ceremony. [BST]
• Paris Hilton tried to slut up Kristen Cavallari’s birthday party. [WIMB]
• Have you ever wondered whatAmy Winehouse would look like with a proper hairstyle? [WW]
• Audrina Patridge attempts to step out of a car. [JIYH]
• Who looks like a bigger asshole? [AY]
• Ashley Olsen and Jared Leto make out. [DH]
• Rachael Ray isn’t doing a very good job repping Dunkin Donuts. [TB]
• Foxy Brown would like to be let out of prison now, umkay? [CB]
• Prince William took his first solo flight on Wednesday. [GH]
• More from Demi Moore in V Magazine. [RC]
• Tara Reid gets bony for OK! [BS]