• Oh hey, Tara Reid. [TB]
• Cheerleader mom looks a bit tired. [POTP]
• Suri keeps it cute. [WIMB]
• Roberto Cavalli looks hot in a bikini. [RR]
• Mena Suvari, deep thought. [IDWYL]
• David Duchovny’s mistress is way fug. [CNW]
• Minka Kelly is dating Derek Jeter. [YH]
• Jessica Simpson wants you to buy her perfume, and maybe check out her cleavage. [DRW]
• Faith Hill does Shape. [BB]
• Victoria Beckham’s heels are a dangerous weapon. [CDL]
• Anne Hathaway plus professional umbrella holder. [CK]
• An ABC news anchor was found beaten yesterday in her home. [DS]
• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson plus ten years. [DR]
• Raven Symone gets beefy. [BST]
• Chuck Base is the Womanizer. [SOW]
• Mariah Carey does Good Morning America. [INMF]
• “Watership Down” bums me out. [PB]
• Paul McCartney’s girlfriend moved into his house. [HMG]
• Madonna will reportedly stay in London, despite her split from Guy Ritchie. [FH]
• Ridic rumor of the day: Jennifer Aniston allegedly pregnant with John Mayer’s baby. [GB]
• Pink meets Paris Hilton. [CS]
• Milla Jovovich wearing the ugliest effing pants I have ever seen. [CFW]
• Lil Wayne knocked someone up. [AIW]

Mena Suvari and her unnaturally huge forehead accepted a marriage proposal from Simone Sestito, an Italian backup dancer turned producer. Simone, who has dated Mena since 2007, asked for her hand in breaking dance marriage during a vacation in Jamaica.

Mena was previously married to some old dude named Robert Brinkmann.

• Angelina Jolie modeling at 16 is kinda funny. [SOW]
• Jerry Seinfeldwalked away from a craaaazy car accident without injury. [TB]
• Mena Suvari plus thong, again. [YH]
• Holly Madison looks wholesome. [WIMB]
• Megan Fox has a bad attitude. [BST]
• Larry King was ejected a little league game. [BS]
• Air America host Randi Rhodes was suspended for calling Clinton and Ferraro “whores.” [BB]
• Check out the full version of Madonna’s new video. [PB]
• Victoria Beckham would like a bigger ass. [RR]
• Non-shocker: the Shakira sex tape was a joke. [GH]
• Brad Pitt thinks he doesn’t need a rep anymore. [WW]
• OMG, OK! found Suri. Thank God. [AIW]
• NKOTB deets. [DS]
• Scott Weiland speaks out regarding his recent dismissal from Velvet Revolver. [CS]
• Blythe Danner said daughter Gwyneth’s marriage is just fine. [CB]
• Isla Fisher continues to cute it up on the set of her new movie. [AY]
• The pregnant dude on Oprah today freaked my shit out. [GB]

• Stop giving me the stink eye, Renee Zellweger. [WIMB]
• Mena Suvari has a huge ass. [RR]
• Sarah Jessica Parker and Ellen Page are “Smart People.” [WW]
• Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart are reportedly making wedding plans. [AIW]
• Jay Leno was slammed for asking Ryan Phillippe to shwo the camera his “gayest look.” [CB]
• Adam Sandler broke his ankle. [CS]
• Katie Price finally put her boobs off limits. [BB]
• Tom Cruise’s movie “Valkyrie” is probably going to bomb. [BS]
• Heidi Montag is honored to be a “feminist hero.” [GB]
• Hilary Clinton is fucking Obama. [SOW]
• Jamie Lynn Spears behind the wheel. [BST]
• Rihanna denies dating Chris Brown. [DS]
• Breaking news: Dane Cook isn’t funny. [DH]
• George Clooney takes his dirt-loving girlfriend down the red carpet. [DL]
• Nice “Grindhouse” rip-off. [PB]

• I wonder if the other guests at the pool mind the flies that Tara Reid’s body attracts? [RR]
• Ooo wee, it sucks to be Mexican singer Zayda Pena. Drug lords shot her in the back last Friday. She survived and underwent surgery for her wounds. As she lay in her hospital bed shortly after surgery, the drug lords came back and shot her in the chest, killing her. [RC] 
• Not so fast, Miss California. [BS]
• Megan Fox repped Motley Crue at the Juno premiere. [BST]
• Janice Dickinson bragged she had a threesome with Grace Jones and Dolph Lundgren. Dear God, I hope this happened in the 80’s and not last week or something. [WW]
• Like Bryan Adams’ opinion on anything actually matters? [GB]
• Mena Suvari gets assy. [DS]
• Wrap up on the “Heroes” season three finale. [GTS]
• Daniel Craig is ready to get naked. [DH]
• Victoria Beckham doesn’t consider you a fan unless you burst into tears upon seeing her. [CS]
• Speaking of Victoria, the Spice Girls’ first concert dates got good reviews. [CB] 
• The dudes accused of killing Washington Redskins player Sean Taylor are dumber than Sherri Shepherd. [BP]
• I have no clue who Isabeli Fontana is. [JIYH]
• Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman suffer from a serious case of bedhead. [Crave]
• Tippi Hedren’s tiger attacked someone again, but this time, it wasn’t her daughter. [BB]
• Britney Spears has some stiff competition. [WLC]
• Adrienne Curry got naked for Playboy again. [GH]
• Oh hey, Martha Plimpton is still alive. [SOW]

• Don’t worry: they look totally natural. [Jezebel]
• Seriously, I need an Amy Winehouse ashtray. No, I don’t smoke, but whatev. [MW]
• Tom Hanks does Myspace. [CS]
• Victoria’s Secret models get naked. [DS]
• Oh noes: Tori Spelling’s B&B is threatened by wildfires. [Celebitchy]
• Heather Mills would like Reese Witherspoon to play her in a movie. [JF]
• Jennifer Lopez’s ex-husband spills the beans on her pregnancy. [WLC]
• The paparazzi just love Lindsay Lohan. [CDL]
• Megan Fox is still trying to work that open-mouth pose thing. [Bastardly]
• Mena Suvari is bummed. [SOW]
• Cameron Diaz manages to look hot. [GS]
• Oprah did a married dude. [GB]
• Seriously, stop running over people. [GH]
• Howard K Stern filed a suit against the Anna Nicole Smith estate. [BB]
• Mena Suvari gets topless. [JIYH]
• Boobs, boobs, boobs. [CS]

• Playboy reportedly offered Pam Anderson and Denise Richards $1 million to pose together. [Celebitchy]
• Zombie drugs are my worst nightmare. [RR]
• Mena Suvari’s hair is sorta growing in. [DS]
• Ooo wee, Carrot Top! [WW]
• Speaking of ooo wee, Michael Jackson does L’uomo Vogue. [Jellyfisher]
• Reba vs. Kanye. [SOW]
• Random Jennifer Garner appearance. [Bastardly]
• Natalie Portman gets kinda naked for iTunes. [CS]
• Happy Birthday to Avril Lavigne. Hopefully she’ll be less annoying at 23. [DH]
• Jamie Lynn Spears manages to clean up better than her sister. [CS]
• Jennifer Lopez does Arena. [Blemish]
• Justin Timberlake goes topless. [GB]