• Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt looked lovely together at the premiere of “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.” [PB]
• Paris Hilton drinks up. [CFW]
• Random Kim Kardashian appearance. [INMF]
• Rolling Stone released it’s list of 2008’s best album covers. [RR]
• Mark Ruffalo’s brother died Monday night from a gunshot to the head he received last week. [TB]
• Eva Longoria attended the LA premiere of “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.” [BST]
• Cheese. [SOW]
• The Pussycat Dolls are thrilled to tour with Britney Spears. [GB]
• Jay Leno is headed to prime-time. [HMG]
• Pamela Anderson’s face has officially jumped the shark. [DRW]
• T.R. Knight has more “Grey’s Anatomy” drama. [AIW]
• Britney’s back-up dancers get drug-tested. [BB]
• The wax Miley Cyrus is even creepier than the real Miley. [CK]
• Jennifer Aniston gushes about John Mayer. [CS]
• Heidi Klum said she would love to appear on “Dancing with the Stars.” [DS]
• Oprah Winfrey admitted to a massive weight gain. [DL]
• Hilary Duff plus belt plus teeth. [AY]
• Robert Pattinson claimed he was too manly-looking to be a male model. [WIMB]
• Megan Fox goes casual for a trip to Chanel. [IDWYL]
• Charlize Theron is topless in another movie. [YH]

Eva Longoria is still fighting off pregnancy rumors, and it’s starting to get a bit uncomfortable.

“I’m just fat,” she said Tuesday during an interview with Le Grand Journal with husband Tony Parker.

She then burst out laughing while Parker chuckled nervously.

Eva put on the extra weight for her role on Desperate Housewives: in the upcoming season, Eva’s character will turn into a frazzled mother of two.

“Gaby is having a very tough time being the mother of two overweight, hyperactive children,” creator Marc Cherry recently told Us Weekly. “But Eva is having a marvelous time playing her!”

To make Gabrielle look like she has two kids, Longoria has said she ate “everything in sight! Pasta … pizza.

“Tony and I went crazy this summer!” the actress, who also stopped working out, told Entertainment Tonight.

Her other secret for looking heavier? “I have butt pads, I have thigh pads, I have stomach pads!”

I stopped watching Desperate Housewives during the Applewhite basement thing. I was totally into the first season, but the second season confused the hell out of me, so I just gave up.

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Eva Longoria posed for a photo op at the Myspace Cafe for the Democratic National Convention in Denver this week. I had no idea there was such a thing as a “Myspace Cafe,” but there is, and it’s free to DNC attendees who need to check out their friend requests while getting a cup of God-awful coffee.

Eva Longoria’s BFF, Mario Lopez, discussed pregnancy rumors about the “Desperate Housewives” star. Photographers snapped photos of Eva looking hella knocked up last week, but Mario said she doesn’t let the rumors bother her.

“We get a laugh out of it,” Lopez told PEOPLE Thursday after hosting the live finale of MTV’s America’s Best Dance Crew in Burbank, Calif. “She’s really cool. She just takes everything as it comes.”

So… he never directly addressed if she was actually pregnant or not? Thanks for the non-info, Mario.

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• Christina Aguilera’s new fragrance ad is airbrushed to the point of being frightening. [YH]
• David Beckham: the musical. [FH]
• Jon Voight answers back to Roseanne Barr’s blog. [CB]
• Selma Blair pimps out Hellboy 2. [IDWYL]
• MTV reportedly asked Russell Brand to star in their Rocky Horror Picture Show remake. [HMG]
• Eva Longoria looks totally knocked up. [BB]
• Britney Spears on the cover of another magazine wearing a bikini. [CFW]
• New Bloc Party disc! [AIW]
• Henry Rollins Twitters. [ABH]
• Kite-surfing in a hurricane is a dumb idea. [RR]
• Jennifer Lopez wants Michael Phelps to stop stealing her thunder. [TB]
• Malaysia hates Avril Lavigne almost as much as we do. [DH]
• Jessica Simpson now sells beer while looking like a mouth-breather. [CS]
• That broad from the Pussycat Dolls plus bikini. [DR]
• Rhys Ifans is still hitting it with Kimberly Stewart. [GB]
• Jennifer Aniston reportedly called up Brad Pitt. [PB]
• That doesn’t look like the Peach Pit. [SOW]
• Kelly Osbourne is almost attractive. [BST]
• Joe Francis is never funny. [WIMB]

• Ooo wee, nice skinny jeans, Joey Lawrence. [CBS]
• Should I see The Wackness? Because I’ve already seen Kids, so I’m not sure what the dif is. [Pajiba]
• Check out Miley Cyrus’ new cheesy photoshoot. No green bra to be seen, unfortch. [CFW]
• The Dark Knight premiered last night. [CS]
• Jennifer Lopez doesn’t let her twins wear the same piece of clothing more than once. Ha ha, suck it, Russian orphans! [DH]
• Mini-Buffy reunion. [FH]
• Lou Pearlman is totes effed. [GB]
• Do Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith have an open relationship? [HMG]
• Gwyneth Paltrow is a natural beauty. [YH]
• Vince Vaughn is looking… husky. [WIMB]
• Mary-Kate Olsen just wants to party all the time. [RR]
• Reese Witherspoon controls Jake Gyllenhaal with an iron fist. [TB]
• Breaking news: Eva Longoria got a haircut. [SOW]
• Victoria Beckham got trashed. [DS]
• Leighton Meester has cute shoes. [BST]
• What is Illeana Douglas doing at Ikea? [PB]
• Megan Fox would like to shoot a movie totally in the nude. [DR]
• The top ten most expensive baby photos are kind of sickening. [BB]
• Not all Jews are out to get Mel Gibson, but I know one in Boston who doesn’t think much of him. [UH]
• I’m kind of obsessed with people complaining about the Rose Kennedy Greenway. [RF]

• Amy, you’ve got something there in… whatever, nevermind. [PB]
• Christie Brinkley vowed to never marry again. [CB]
• Some of you might remember a conversation we had over the weekend, in which Amina Munster explained to us why too much photoshop on the whites of eyes can look effing scary. Here’s another example of why it’s a bad idea. [WIMB]
• Audrina Patridge is still dating that douchebag guy with the excellent fashion sense. [BST]
• Little Hayden Panettiere might be engaged. [TB]
• What happened to Jeopardy? [SOW]
• Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes sent gift baskets to Nicole Kidman’s newborn daughter, Sunday Rose. [HMG]
• Michael Buble split from Emily Blunt. [GB]
• Lily Allen mourns her dead grandma. [FH]
• Jennifer Ellison gets semi-naked again. [DH]
• Jose Canseco bragged that Madonna tried to have a baby with him. [DR]
• Jessica Simpson’s country record is set to drop September 9. [CFW]
• Ronnie Wood reportedly left his wife for a teenager. [CS]
• Please check out my piece on Albert Hammond Jr’s amazing new disc. [AIW]
• Random Paris and Nicky Hilton appearance. [BB]
• Eva Longoria looks seriously un-pregnant to me. [YH]
• Katy Perry performed “I Kissed a Girl” on So You Think You Can Dance? [DS]
• David Lee Roth has issues with Canada. [RR]
• On Sunday, I’m celebrating Bastille Day in Cambridge. Hit me up if you see me around Holyoke Street! [RF]