According to Page Six, Paris Hilton is already thinking about marrying new boyfriend Benji Madden. The heiress reportedly told friends she would love to have a double wedding with best friend Nicole Richie, who is engaged to Benji’s brother Joel.
Although Paris isn’t officially engaged to Benji, she thought up the plan in order to sell the wedding photos to weekly magazines for millions of dollars. Umkay.
“She’s doing it all for attention, as usual,” said a friend. “It’s a publicity stunt, just like everything else.” Hilton’s rep said, “Not true whatsoever.”
I can’t wait for this broad to get pregnant. I’m predicting it will be a total attention-whoring nightmare.
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April 21st, 2008 at 11:56 am
She looks old
April 21st, 2008 at 12:31 pm
I doubt her poisoned womb could handle a pregnancy, but I’ve no doubt she’ll try (if she already hasn’t) and make sure everyone knows it.
Weddings are insipid and meaningless these days, so I have to sniff dismissively at her talk in that dept. Divorces are where the REAL fun is!
April 21st, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Oh God. Please no. Just NO!
April 21st, 2008 at 7:07 pm
I’d like to think that getting pregnant would result in reality slapping her in the face. However, I fully suspect that people around her will still coddle her and she’d be the most selfish mother ever.
Like Britney minus the cheetos.