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Life seriously sucks for Pete Doherty right now: he’s stuck in a London prison, and when he’s released, he’s going to be homeless. Pete’s landlord reportedly plans to evict him from the nine-bedroom mansion he’s renting because Pete spent the last year wrecking the joint.

Pete left his nine cats to fend for themselves while he’s in the clink, resulting in cat urine and feces all over the country home. Perhaps even worse, the landlord was shocked to find blood splattered all over the walls.

A close source says: “Pete is homeless, broke and owes thousands to dealers. He destroyed the place by scribbling on the walls, the floor, anywhere he felt like it.

“The beautiful heavy curtains were ripped down and the cats are just running around abandoned. It’s a really pathetic state of affairs.. No one in their right mind is going to rent him a property after what he did.”

Pete recruited his junkie friends to help move his belongings out of the house before the landlord trashed the shit.

The singer is scheduled to be released from prison next month.

4 Responses to “Call in the Hazmat Team”
  1. LankaKitten says:

    Wow, I’m so mad about the cats I feel like I should sell my car, fly to England, and make sure those poor creatures are properly cared for.

  2. Darth Paul says:

    He already looks (and probably smells) like he’s homeless, so at least he has a head start.

    Word, Lanka. The real tragedy here is that those poor animals have had to deal w/him and his criminal neglect. He should be sterilized for this.

  3. Ta2dMom says:

    Awwww, poor kitties. I would imagine those things have been going through withdrawal. I mean, you know they’re used to having his drugs around and now, nothing. :(
    Also, that guy is a disgusting pig. I hope he never finds a place to live. Make him move in with Amy Winehouse.

  4. Laura says:

    As soon as he gets out of prison he should go right back in for animal cruelty.