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A 22 year old woman is under investigation for allegedly maintaining a sexual relationship with Billy Bob Thornton’s 14 year old son, William. Police said William, known as “Willie,” may be the victim of “unlawful sex.”

Here’s what we know. Willie Thornton, age 14, was dating a 22-year-old woman. Her ex-boyfriend apparently became jealous. Sources say the ex called the LAPD, informing them his former GF was having sex with a minor.

Law enforcement sources tell us there is an “active investigation” into the crime of “unlawful sex” — translated, an adult having sex with someone under 18. We’re told Willie is cooperating with the sex crimes unit. And, we’re told, cops have also interviewed Billy Bob.

Billy Bob also has a 13 year old son, Harry James, and I’m guessing he’s the shorter one in the above photo? Maybe?

11 Responses to “Billy Bob’s Son Scores an Older Woman”
  1. jill says:

    I feel like Billy Bob is the kind of dad that probably knew his kid was hitting a 22 year old and thought “good for him”.

  2. RubberSoul says:

    Those are some fugly kids.

  3. Darth Paul says:

    I think a LOT of dads out there would be proud of their son rolling around in a 22yo female. Unfortunately, the same dads would probably flip the f&ck out if it was a daughter scoring 22yo knob…or if the son was gay.

  4. Geraldine says:

    I would be more worried about their clothes than hittin’ a 22 year old chick….

  5. Nomi says:

    Do dudes even have hair on their balls at 14??

    Ick.

  6. Ta2dMom says:

    I’m sorry, but when I was 22 there was no friggin’ way I’d've wanted anything to do with a 14 year old. BARF!
    Hell, I didn’t want anything to do with 14 year old boys when I was a 14 year old girl. That’s just gross.
    And yeah, I’m pretty sure Billy Bob was going “woohoo boy, gettin’ it from an older woman”
    yuck.

  7. Brenda says:

    I agree, Billy Bob looks like the type of Dad (if you want to use that word) who probably introduced his 14 year old to the 22 year woman and told them ” to get to it”!!! Uh, the boys do look happy in the above pic, I’ll say that much, not sure what it means though….

    Billy Bob is probably doing the 22 year old now that she’s not involved with his son anymore.

  8. mamet says:

    Gross.

    And godDAMN, those kids are hideous.

  9. Marks says:

    god

  10. Herman B says:

    hey bob. did you tell halle berry that it wasn’t the yeast infections that she got that gave it away. but how you got bust at the manhattan hotel was from scopolia carniolica, the house plant that angelina keeps.

  11. Gosh says:

    The human being on the right is the 22 year old girlfriend I guess. That couple is very very good looking and cute isn´t it???