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In an effort to keep the convo off her alleged pregnancy, Ashlee Simpson will discuss all kinds of dumb shit with reporters. The latest: Ashlee and her band like to do a ninja dance before performing live.

“My girlfriend kisses my hand three times and my band do a really weird ninja dance. We clap our hands and give each other our energy and then we say a really bad word afterwards.”

Fascinating. Anyhoo, check out her huge knockers! I don’t recall those being around last month.

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5 Responses to “Ninja Dancing is Bad for Babies”
  1. Bronson says:

    i was just going to comment on the size of those knockers…but you beat me :)

  2. Nomi says:

    Pregnancy bombs.

  3. kATE says:

    how can her boobs be that big when she’s not even showing yet?

  4. Darth Paul says:

    WTF is a ninja dance? Is it like her sad jig she did on SNL?

  5. Ta2dMom says:

    Holy knockers! Where the hell did they come from?