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Photographers snapped John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston chilling poolside on Saturday at the Mandarin Oriental in Miami. The new couple worked out at the hotel’s gym, and then got gross and made out in the pool.

Spies said Mayer checked into the Mandarin Oriental on the same floor as Aniston. He immediately went to visit her on the set of her movie with Owen Wilson, “Marley & Me,” where the two started making out. According to reports, Mayer will stay in Miami for a few more days and play at the wrap party of the movie.

I just don’t see this dude’s appeal. Actually, now that I think about it, I don’t really see Jennifer’s appeal either (well, other than the boobs, but boobs alone can only get you through so many dates), so maybe they’re perfect for one another.

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4 Responses to “John Mayer Scores a Lot of Bitches”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    Ooooh, John Mayer likes to get some huh?

  2. Darth Paul says:

    I share your bemusement. He’s “kinda” cute, but that’s about it. I’d need a fair amount of tequila to budge.

  3. Bronson says:

    m, how did i miss john mayer getting an entire sleeve? that is what im seeing, right?

  4. MaiTaiSuicide says:

    Before we know it, all of Hollywood will be sleeved. -insert eye roll-