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I assumed we would be able to get through the month of May without having to hear any Britney Spears pregnancy rumors, but I was wrong. Homegirl just had to walk around the gym with her hand on her bloated tummy, and now the tabs have speculated on how far along she might be, and how the hell was dumb enough to knock her up.

Personally, the hand-on-the-tummy pose is my standard “I just drank burnt Dunkin Donuts coffee” maneuver, but I guess all women are different.

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2 Responses to “Blargh, More Pregnancy Rumors”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    Maybe she’s not just having phone sex with K-Fed. UGH!

  2. Hinty Mc Hint says:

    LITHIUM: causes severe weight gain….you take that shit for two months and put on twenty pounds.

    *it slows your metabolism

    *fluid retention

    *fatigue

    *dopey eyes

    *slack jaw

    I mean the poor girl already has a lot of that…….