According to Page Six, Nick Hogan isn’t doing well behind bars. Hulk Hogan’s 17 year old son began serving his eight-month jail sentence on May 9, but he hasn’t grown accustom to life in jail yet.
“Nick’s doing really bad. He’s struggling to even form a sentence,” one friend said. “They have him in a cell by himself, isolated from the general population, because of threats. He didn’t understand how awful jail really is until now.”
We can assume Nick is doing better than his victim, John Graziano. Graziano, a former marine, has remained comatose since the drunk driving accident last August that sent Nick to jail.
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May 21st, 2008 at 11:45 am
“, isolated from the general population, because of threats. He didn’t understand how awful jail really is until now.”
Yeah, threats to his probably now non-existent butt virginity. Tough break, sweets. Just breath deep, relax, and find a happy place.
May 21st, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Hopefully he’ll come out of this less of an ass twat.
How much time do we think he’ll actually do before they let him out?
May 21st, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Poor baby, he’s “struggling to form a sentence”. Yeah, so’s the guy you PUT INTO A COMA, you asshole.
May 21st, 2008 at 10:21 pm
I hope he does the full 8 months. He deserves nothing less and I happen to think they went way to fucking easy on that little douche bag!
I hope he’s miserable!
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:31 am
Good. I hope the little entitled fucker rots.
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:32 am
Didn’t he get sent to like the city jail & not like a state prison? It could be much much worse.
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:39 am
Suck it up, big boy! John is also in prison, his own self. Count yourself lucky, Nick. Just place your saliva in your asshole and deal.
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:01 am
Stewie:
Actually a county jail is much MUCH worse than a state. Reason being is that they hold all types there and they’re not segregrated according to severity of crime. You can have rapists, murderists, DUIs, pedos, and Nick all locked up together, sharing cells. These are the ones waiting trial and have no idea what’s gonna happen, and most don’t care. And since they’re just being held until moved someplace else the conditions suck big time.
How do I know? Lol, I used to be into bad boys and dated one (I was dumb). He had been in a few times and swore that he (and everybody else he knew) would rather be in prison than jail. Jail is waay more scary.
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:02 am
Oh, and Nick and his whole orange family can rot.
Cheers!
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:23 am
I can’t believe he’s moaning about this which is nothing compared to what the guy and his family are going through at the moment. At least in 8 months [pah, like it's going to be that long] he’ll be out and everyone will forget about it. Not for John though; it’s changed his life forever.
What an arse Nick is.
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:27 am
I would think a former marine would be smart enough not to get in the car with a drunk celebudink.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:12 pm
WOW. How do you put someone in the position that Nick has put Mr. John in and complain about the punishment?! That’s AMAZING! My prayers for John and his family. And a little for Nick too. He shouldn’t have been so stupid.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:39 pm
‘tumor says’ wrote…
“I would think a former marine would be smart enough not to get in the car with a drunk celebudink.”??????????????????????????????
Not ANY of the former marines I’ve EVER met .
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Ah, sweet just deserts! Maybe hulk can go pick up a big tub of lube for the little ungrateful prick. Hulk can also coach him that it only hurts the first few times, then it starts feeling really good. LOL
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Yeah, Nick would find it hard to form a sentence while he is tea-bagging some big guy.
May 22nd, 2008 at 3:06 pm
“Nick’s doing really bad. He’s struggling to even form a sentence, one friend said. “They have him in a cell by himself, isolated from the general population, because of threats. He didn’t understand how awful jail really is until now.”
BS, he’s in a cell by himself because he’s 17 and cannot be placed into general population. As as to not even being able to form a sentence, here is a transcript of one of his phone calls with his mother:
Clearwater, FL– The phone calls began just hours after Nick Bollea was hauled away from the courtroom.
Nick Bollea: “Had I known this, I would have rather gone to trial or I would rather, you know, appeal the case or something. I can’t deal with this for eight months. It’s (Bollea’s cell) like the size of my bathroom.”
Linda Bollea: “Oh!”
Nick: “No windows or nothing. Just one little top bed thing.”
Linda: “Oh my God!”
Bollea is being kept in a single cell at the Pinellas County Jail because he is one of only two minors serving time in the adult facility. On the phone, he cries often and is comforted by his mother Linda.
Nick: “All you do is sit there and think, and there’s nothing to think about.”
Linda: “We’ll get through it.”
Nick: “Yeah.”
Linda: “Prove to everyone you’ve learned your lesson and be more careful.”
Inmates are allowed to use the phone as much as they want during their free time as long as the person on the other end accepts the charges. To date, Bollea has spent an average of two hours on the phone per day.
If he can spend two hours a day on the phone, I’m thinking he’s forming sentences.
All this “one friend” is trying to do is make the public feel sorry for his punk a$$.
I hope he spends every single minute of all 8 months in jail. And I hope when he turns 18 in July, they move him into general population.
May 22nd, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Man up sweet cheeks!! Bend over and grab your ankles you arrogant little prick. Maybe your fat ugly tranny like BIG (literally) sis can help you out.
May 22nd, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Yeah, he deserves all of this, but are we forgetting that John was of legal drinking age? He likely supplied the alcohol and didn’t even flinch at the idea of them racing around in a car that night. He was the adult in the situation, he should have known better.
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:47 pm
Waaa waa I am not adjusting well! I need to be home schooled jailed!
Never mind my friend is wearing a diaper and has a feeding tube, nobody here cares that my dad is a homo-erotic wrestler and they all want to do the naked figure four leg lock on me.
OH ORANGE MOMMY LET ME NURSE ON YOUR TANG BREASTSESES
May 23rd, 2008 at 9:26 am
People like “kitty kitty”,
Should learn to deal with the facts and not what could have, should have or would have happened.
And i’m completely amazed anyone connected to the Bollea family or even remotely aware of the circumstances of this case would have the “AUDACITY” to say “Nick, is not even able to form sentences” considering the state of the man who was injured.
It’s a complete slap in the face to him and his loved ones.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
He needs to be ass raped with a cactus.
I really hope the next time he gets in a car he slides it under a gas truck and dies tasting his own blood. He tells his mom the victim is “negative” and Terry has the balls to say “God brought some heavy shit on that kid for some reason”…yes…yes he did, and that reason was to show you what a fucktard your son is.
June 3rd, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Only eight months for ruining a life? Not enough time for little Nicky brat. His dad is an ass as well