• Nice mask, douchebag. [WIMB]
• Pamela Anderson keeps her upskirt shots classy. [AIW]
• Caroline Rhea is pregnant. [RC]
• What’s the worst song of all time? [MW]
• Mel B brags about her love-making skillz. [RR]
• China sends some “bad karma” right back at Sharon Stone’s stupid ass. [TB]
• Amanda Peet gets busy everywhere except the Burger King bathroom. [CNW]
• Ashley Olsen showed up solo for the “SATC” premiere. [BST]
• Dear Tara Reid: no more ass. Please. [SOW]
• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s nanny gets blabby to the tabs. [PB]
• Pete Doherty’s crack kitty passed away. Shocker. [DL]
• Victoria Beckham takes her toddler out for some mommy-son time at Pink Taco. [DS]
• Ray J got busted for marijuana possession. [DH]
• Cate Blanchett defended a controversial Australian photographer against child pornography claims. [CB]
• Non-shocker: Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge hit up Wal-Mart. [CDL]
• Good move: Scarlett Johansson will not tour for her shit-tastic new disc. [GB]
• ANTM winner Jaslene Gonzalez kind of looks like a hooker. [AY]
• Flavor Flav proposed to his baby-mama. [BS]
• Rachael Ray: Donut Terrorist. [BB]
• Ashlee Simpson is now Ashlee Simpson-Wentz. Doesn’t that just roll off your tongue? [HH]

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