Britney Spears’ career as a furniture designer is over before it even began. The singer’s father worked out a deal with Swedish designer Claus Hjelmbak that would allow Britney to endorse a line of shabby-chic furniture. Unfortunately, Britney’s first task of creating a piece called “Woofy” just didn’t work out.
A spy said, “It was a plastic dog that retails for over $200 and hides electrical wires in your home. Britney wanted to do a pink-and-blue Woofy.” But Jamie pulled out of the deal because he didn’t feel “comfortable” with Claus, who he thought was just using Britney for publicity.
What the hell else was this dude supposed to use Britney for? Her excellent design sense?


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June 1st, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Maybe she should design a line of handwipes to clean the orange powder off your hands after eating Cheetos.
June 1st, 2008 at 9:58 pm
why are they all matchy matchy.
June 3rd, 2008 at 11:47 pm
^^I know i am wondering about the outfits too???