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Kate Moss lost her lucrative deal as the face and body of Agent Provocateur. The lingerie company chose not to extend Kate’s $1 million deal, and instead sign 20 year socialite Alice Dellal.

Blonde Alice posed days ago for a secret photoshoot to be released in September.

It will overshadow a bridal lingerie campaign by Kate, who was picked for the role despite her cocaine-snorting shame.

A source said: “Everyone is stunned. Kate’s shots were really well received, but bosses thought it time to move on.

“They want a fresh new face and think they’ve found just the candidate in Alice.”

It is the second time the lingerie firm has dispensed with Kate. Her contract was not renewed last year amid rumours of a strained relationship with co-owner Serena Rees. But she was back for this year’s bridal ads.

The photo in the below thumbnail is Alice. Homegirl looks a bit like Alexis Arquette, no?

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8 Responses to “Kate Moss & Agent Provocateur: Dunzo”
  1. Darth Paul says:

    Alice looks like a cute dude in bad drag. (Alexis is NOT cute!)

  2. Kristie says:

    Homegirl looks nasty.

  3. Dillo says:

    What do they do with the underwear the models pose in? Cause it would ponk of their forkz and passing wind like rotten eggs.

  4. Am says:

    Alice Cooper is more like it. Kate may be “old”, but at least she looks feminine.

  5. LT says:

    Not only does it suck that they are replacing her (well sucks for Kate) but they are replacing her with that thing!!!! Poor Kate.

  6. Bronson says:

    you mean to tell me that is NOT a man?

  7. Ta2dMom says:

    So, I’m not alone in thinking that that’s a man in that picture?

  8. wtf says:

    Terrible mistake, that “chick” is horrible and looks like a transvesti, if they wanted something fresh they have to look for chicks all around the world, no into cocaine nasty girls daugthers of somebody rich, this girl will never take the place of kate, no way a girl would ever want to buy lingerie if she sees a publicity from a girl that looks like a man.