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According to Page Six, Ethan Hawke is reportedly geared up to marry his former nanny, Ryan Shawhughes.

The star and the “very pregnant” former nanny of his children with Uma Thurman are expecting their first bundle together, and spies at the Municipal Building on Centre Street yesterday morning saw the couple applying for their marriage license. “They looked really sweet,” said the onlooker.

I have no idea why anyone would let Ethan Hawke put his penis inside their vagina. Homeboy is so weasley.

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3 Responses to “Shotgun Wedding, Part 492”
  1. Pip says:

    Think of it this way, he has call out a guys name while having sex. I think it all balances out.

  2. Ta2dMom says:

    Hey, at least she’ll be all greased up and the baby will just slip right out.
    That man takes greasy/sleazy to a whole new level.

  3. Darth Paul says:

    Uma musta gotten the hot from the divorce, because he looks like serious crap.