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  • I bet Liz Hurley’s kid gets his ass beat at school on daily basis. [AIW]
  • Good news: Patrick Swayze returned to work. [CB]
  • Ooo wee, Becky from “The Roseanne Show” is looking rough. [WIMB]
  • N.E.R.D.’s new disc is hot. [MW]
  • Eva Mendes’ commercial for Calvin Klein’s Secret Obsession is too racy for US audiences. [DS]
  • Hilary Duff can carry a lot of shit in her arms. [BST]
  • “Kung Fu Panda” kicked ass at the weekend box office. [BS]
  • Miranda Kerr flashes some side-boob. NSFW. [DH]
  • Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds are hard at work on a movie together. [HQ]
  • Oh hey, it’sKim Kardashian’s huge ass. [FL]
  • I’m not sure who Allie Dimecois, but she looks kinda whore-ish. [BB]
  • The National Enquirer claimed Paul Newman has lung cancer. [GB]
  • Deborah Harry is back, y’all. [PB]
  • Courteney Cox’s FX drama “Dirt” was canceled. [SOW]
  • Um, Sean Combs changed his name back to “Puff Daddy.” [TB]
  • Whitney Port has some seriously ugly shoes. [AY]
  • George Michael wants Dita Von Teese to star in his upcoming music video. [RR]
  • The New York City Opera commissionedCharles Wuorinen to compose an opera version of “Brokeback Mountain.” [WIMB]
  • In case you forgot, Amy Winehouse is a racist junkie. [YH]
  • Bobby Brown’s son Landon claimed he banged Lindsay Lohan in a bathroom. [CS]
  • Megan Fox is filming “Transformers 2.” [IDWYL]
  • The Golden Girls reunite for one night! [DL]
  • More from the LA premiere of “The Incredible Hulk.” [GS]
  • Hayden Panettiere claimed she likes to “practice kiss” on other women. [DR]
  • Queen Latifah is reportedly set to marry her long-time girlfriend. [HMG]
  • Madonna works out in bloomers. [CDL]
5 Responses to “Daily Link Dump”
  1. Pip says:

    Wow, I think I am actually afraid to click on any of those links. congrats. You win Alyk!

  2. testykitty says:

    omg child abuse!

  3. Darth Paul says:

    That is VERY unfortunate for HURLey’s kid. If she’s trying to jock the Edwardian lifestyle, she should get him a governess and spare him the public indignity of her wack aesthetics.

  4. Ta2dMom says:

    her kid looks wicked creepy, like the Omen or something.
    fitting that his name is Damien right?

  5. KillTheMicrophone says:

    He is PISSED! I would be too, hun. I would be too…