In an issue of Life & Style, some dude named Ian Helperin said he spent 18 months researching Britney Spears as an undercover photographer. He complied the information into an unauthorized biography, in which he claimed Britney “attempted suicide on two occasions.”
Why would Britney admit to “an undercover photographer” that she tried to kill herself? Fuck if I know.
‘I spoke with her many times and went to her house.
‘I will say the suicide attempts are true. I know all the details about both of them.’
‘It really became an issue once Jayden was born and it became clear Britney’s marriage to Kevin was crumbling.’
‘That’s when she began to say things like “I wish I was dead” or “It’d be better if I could go to sleep and never wake up” on a regular basis.’
‘It really seemed like the suicide option was a comfort to her, an escape route in case life became too much to handle.’
He says: ‘I think she’s in danger of a catastrophic relapse. Britney herself warned me that with her, it’s always two steps forward, one step back.’
Adds the insider: ‘She’s on major medications. And she’s being micro-managed and controlled to the extreme by her parents, the courts and a huge team of doctors and handlers.’
‘She’s like a zombie now. She’s a shell of her old self.’
If I could have one wish, it would be for some random dude to write a completely made up biography about me. Something like, “Alyk tried to kill herself by drinking kitchen disinfectant after she failed to snag the title of ‘World’s Best Candyland Player, 1998.’” Really scandalous.


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June 18th, 2008 at 11:46 am
I do love a good scandal.
June 18th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
God, she’s gross.
June 18th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
If he heard all this and had knowlegde of her saying that, a normal person would try to help her out and get her some professional help. I feel really bad for her. People are just trying to make money off her and use her. It must be a lonely feeling to have all this success and crash and burn in front of the world. I’ll pray for her and hope things get straightened out in her life and she’s at peace and with her kids soon.
June 18th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
That’s right Lola let’s pray for this will turn things around quicker than anything else. And his “she’s a shell of her old self” well guess what we all change and maybe Britney is changing for the better, huh? How in the hell does he know what meds she is on at this very minute?? HE DOESN’T HAVE A CLUE! Yes, many have used her and God said vengenge is mine. But this dude needs to go away cause Britney doesn’t need another scandal. BEST WISHES TO BRITNEY SPEARS!!!
June 18th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Oh thank God for kayla and her rabid defense of the vapid Ms. Spears.
By the way, Brit’s on my death pool list too. Playing the odds, folks, playing the odds!
June 19th, 2008 at 8:27 am
For fucks sake, do you people really care about this crap? Is this what you do in America? How can you read a story about someone being presumably ill and your only comment is “she gross”. Arseholes, or as you say in the States, assholes, every single last one of you
June 19th, 2008 at 8:34 am
Isn’t this the guy who co-wrote “Love And Murder: The Death Of Kurt Cobain” or whatever it was called?
I’m sure it was.
Those theories proved sound, didn’t they?!
June 19th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Looks she’s as good at suicide as she is as a mother. And as a singer.
June 19th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
1) She’s bipolar: untreated, or if unresponsive to treatment, these individuals are at a risk of attempting suicide. 2) It sounds like she may also have had post-natal depression at that time. I can’t stand Britney because she’s a cretin, but it’s appalling to make light of suicide.