• Was there a sale at Fabric World recently or something? [FH]
• Jessica Simpson gets way pissed when you mistake her for Carrie Underwood. [AIW]
• My friend Wendy organized an amazing project called “Pinups for Soldiers.” Please take a moment to read her story, and let her know if you can help, or if you know of a soldier who would like to receive a package. [SG]
• Pete Wentz would like to raise his child in Chicago. [HMG]
• Justin Timberlake likes to get nude around dudes. [CB]
• Ooo wee, Will Smith is getting a little too close for comfort. [WIMB]
• Blake Lively matches her dog. Also, they probably weigh approximately the same amount. [TB]
• Ivanka Trump is dreamy. [BST]
• Marla Maples is still attention-whoring it up after all these years. [VAV]
• Ting Tingsmashup! [PB]
• Mario Lopez is not Mark Wahlberg. [LRM]
• Charlie Sheen is so, so, so sorry for using ugly racist slurs. [GB]
• “Get Smart” might not suck. [DH]
• Camila Alves is still knocked up. [BB]
• Do you think that bulge is real? [CDL]
• Alyk is from the South Shore. This story is about a place on the North Shore. Now you know why Alyk is from the South Shore, and not the North Shore. Slutville, yo. [RC]
• Mischa Barton’s shorts make me want to barf. [AY]
• I swear to Baby Jesus, Nicole Kidman totally forgot she already has two other children. [DS]
• Fergie chills with Eva Mendes, and I suppose didn’t do any coke. [CS]
• Alicia Keys is shiny. [GS]
• Gemma Atkinson has huge norks. [HQ]
• Sienna Miller really likes dudes named “Rhys.” [CNW]
• Sometimes I get confused where Roxbury ends and the South End begins. [RF]

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