Less than 24 hours after giving birth to her first child, Jamie Lynn Spears was released from a McComb, Miss hospital. After the birth on Thursday, Jamie Lynn and daughter Maddie Briann slipped out of the hospital overnight on Friday, and received a police escort home.
One of Jamie Lynn’s country bumpkin relatives bragged to People that Maddie had “ten fingers and ten toes.” Well, I’ll be damned!
“They’re doing terrific,” the source says. “The baby’s got 10 fingers and 10 toes … and a full head of hair. She’s long, a tall baby, and she weighs 7 lbs, 11 oz.”
When the baby was born at about 9:30 a.m., Jamie Lynn’s sister, Britney Spears, and the rest of the Spears and Aldridge families were just outside the birthing room in the spacious maternity suite.
The relatives then joined the new family in the birthing room and took turns holding Maddie Briann and commenting on her features. When new grandmother Joyce Aldridge held the baby, she remarked that Maddie “has Casey’s toes,” the source says.
Britney got out of Dodge in a hurry: by Friday evening the singer was back in LA, causing a paparazzi crush. Photographers snapped Britney on her back porch shortly after arriving home, wearing some sort of moo moo that made her look like the Flintstone’s chubby neighbor.


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June 23rd, 2008 at 11:07 am
Actually, some babies don’t have ten fingers and ten toes. You don’t have to be a hayseed to appreciate a healthy, normally formed baby.
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:13 am
Thanks, Kourtney. They’re still redneck seadonkeys, though.
June 23rd, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Thanks Darth Paul. I love the term redneck seadonkeys and will be calling people that all day now. I love it.
Also, I love how even the aerial shots can catch her wonky tits. PUT A BRA ON FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Nobody wants to see that shit Britney. (Not even in the “privacy” of your back yard. I mean, it’s not like she doesn’t go out in public like that too)
June 23rd, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Flintstones! Christ!
June 23rd, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Yabba-Dabba Doo!
June 24th, 2008 at 9:09 am
Hobbit feet!