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Brooke Hogan took time out of her busy day (I’m sure) to discuss some photos of her and her father, Hulk Hogan. The photos from last April show Hulk rubbing suntan lotion between Brooke’s legs as she laid prone sunbathing.

Brooke said it wasn’t a big deal to her.

“I know I’m a grown woman, but it’s like he’s touching an old car,” the singer tells Us Weekly.

Um, ok, that comment actually makes the photos look even weirder. That entire family is one big freakshow.

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4 Responses to “Brooke Hogan Sucks at Diffusing Controversy”
  1. jdb says:

    oh my GOD. This whole time I thought those were pictures of hulk with his brooke-lookalike girlfriend, but she’s ACKNOWLEDGING IT? i apologize for doubting you Alyk

  2. Logan says:

    ya know, they have the spray on sunblock - ya don’t need to be rubbing your daughter’s crotch!

  3. J-Dub says:

    i just vomited a bit…

  4. Lala says:

    He is all up in that ish