• I’m loving Matt Damon’s sexy makeover. [DR]
• Oh hey, Lorena Bobbit. You lookin’ so fine, I’d let you cut my dick off if I had one.[GB]
• Nicky Hilton should consider full-fat dressing for her salads. [BB]
• Jessica Simpson isn’t ready to marry Tony Romo. [FH]
• Tim McGraw ejects an assy fan. [BS]
• Audrina Partridge’s fake boobs are looking pretty good. [DH]
• Jake Gyllenhaal is reportedly ready to move in with his beard. [HMG]
• Robert Downey Jr. chills with his kiddo, Indio. [WIMB]
• Lily Cole does look a little busted, now that you mention it. [BST]
• Victoria Beckham is planning a line of dresses. [CB]
• Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are allegedly on the road to dunzo. [AIW]
• The pink Power Ranger is knocked up. [SOW]
• Maddie Briann grabs the cover of some tabs. [PB]
• Charlize Theron does Letterman. [DS]
• Heidi Montag’s producer must have suffered severe head trauma or something. [CDL]
• Brooke Hogan claimed she doesn’t speak to her mother anymore. [CS]
• Miranda Kerr gets topless on vacay. [CNW]
• Brendan Fraser needs new hair plugs. [GS]

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