OK, dudes the worst thing ever happened this morning: I saw Mini-Me sticking his tongue in some lady’s mouth. Perhaps even worse, the lady looked like Anne Hathaway, so now whenever I see Anne Hathaway, I see Mini-Me’s tongue. “The Devil Wears Prada” is now ruined for me. Thanks, Mini-Me.

Anyhoo, yeah, Verne Troyer thought it was appropriate to shoot a sex tape with his girlfriend, and a third party was disgusting enough to sell it. Lord helps us all.

Yes, that’s Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple’s apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris’ video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness.

Say hello to this year’s joke gift. If you hate yourself, you can get a peak of the video here.

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